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Zimmerman also mocked the #BlackLivesMatter movement with a photo of Barack Obama.
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Danny Pintauro, who played Johnathan on "Who's the Boss," revealed to Oprah that he's HIV positive.
DEAR ABBY: I have lived in the United States for 40 years. My first 32 years were spent in Puerto Rico, so I speak with an accent. My problem is almost everyone I meet asks me where I'm from. I usually try to disguise my discomfort by jokingly asking them to guess.The truth is, I feel singled out…
Detectives have arrested two men in connection with the murder of a UCLA student, the Los Angeles Police Department announced Monday.
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Paul Walker's daughter is suing Porsche, claiming the sports car that her father was in when he was killed two years ago suffered from numerous design defects.
An Oklahoma man who shot his wife in the head on a residential street was then killed by a neighbor as he approached the neighbor's house, police in the Oklahoma City suburb of Moore said on Monday. "A witness called police saying that someone had just shot their wife in the middle of the street…
A seven-foot Burmese python was found in a pile of clothes at a Florida flea market.
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Afghan troops backed by US air support launched a counter-offensive Tuesday to retake Kunduz, a day after Taliban insurgents overran the strategic northern city in their biggest victory since being ousted from power in 2001. Gun battles erupted and Humvees rolled through the city as Afghan security…
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — An extreme sports star skydiving for the opening ceremony of a golf event in Northern California died when he struck a tree Monday, authorities said.
And it got even worse from there.
No matter the destination, excitement never takes a backseat in the versatile and capable Nissan Rogue.
Even though 'the Simpsons' has been ordered for a 28th season, its end times are coming soon.
A man standing on a thin piece of fiberglass gets a visit from two very large mammals off the coast of Australia.
Drug smugglers filmed unloading drugs on busy Spanish beach.
While the wild can be a brutal place, sometimes animals surprise us all and do some incredibly caring things for one another.
NORRISTOWN, Pa. (AP) — A man watching a 4-year-old autistic boy for his live-in girlfriend severely beat the child, including pulling three of his teeth out, and left him bleeding and crying overnight, authorities in Pennsylvania alleged Monday.
Russia and the United States intend to seek joint ways of fighting the Islamic State group, Moscow said Tuesday, in a major coup for Vladimir Putin as he tries to shake off Western isolation. Addressing the UN General Assembly for the first time in a decade, Putin on Monday called for a broad…
Gage Berger told INSIDE EDITION he dreaded going to school because of what other children would say.
This is what happens when you mess with the wrong tractor....
A Danish policeman was in critical condition after being stabbed on Tuesday at the country's largest reception centre for asylum seekers, sparking a manhunt in the area. It was not immediately clear whether the perpetrator was an asylum seeker. "We are investigating that to find out, so we don't…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Move aside one-armed bandits. The casino floor is making room for game zones with oversized popping dice, digital spinning Big Six wheels and virtual roulette, with an eye on adding arcade-style video games in the not-so-distant future.
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DEAR ABBY: My mom recently separated from her husband. They're in the process of getting divorced, and she is already talking to another man. She has known him since high school, but they only recently reconnected again.Last night they finally decided to go out. She says they're "just friends," but…