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This edition was generated on Wed Sep 28 08:45:02 EDT 2016
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 28, 2016
- Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
- Mickey Mouse (1928 - )
- If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
- Mel Brooks (1926 - )
- I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
- Howard Dietz
- The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
- Ellen DeGeneres
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