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A man with a history of mental illness hacked five young children to death and stabbed a pregnant woman in a knife rampage in northern Thailand, police said Monday. The mass murder took place on Sunday afternoon in a village in Chai Prakarn district of Chiang Mai province. "Five boys were killed by…
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A three-metre barbed wire fence and the winding Tumen River are all that separate Nanping in China from North Korea, and after a spate of murders - allegedly by frontier-crossing intruders - frightened villagers are increasingly keen to leave, fearing neither the water nor the barrier are enough to…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Move aside one-armed bandits. The casino floor is making room for game zones with over-sized popping dice, digital spinning Big Six wheels and virtual roulette with an eye on adding arcade-style video games in the not-so-distant future.
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Police arrested a University of Miami student on felony charges for leaving chopped up lines of powdered sugar out in his dorm room.
PLATTSBURGH, N.Y. (AP) — A former New York prison worker who claims she was in "way over my head" when she helped two murderers escape faces a sentence of up to seven years for her role in the audacious breakout.
SEATTLE (AP) — A Seattle duck boat that swerved wildly into an oncoming charter bus last week, killing five people and injuring dozens, did not have an axle repair that was recommended for at least some of the amphibious vehicles in 2013, the National Transportation Safety Board said Sunday.
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John Mogan, 28, and Ashley Duboe, 24, are charged with robbing a bank in Ashville, Ohio on August 24.
A family disturbance ended tragically when a 72-year-old man shot and killed his own son, according to Police.
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Jordan Spieth capped an epic season with a Tour Championship victory that boosted him back to number one in the world and took his 2015 winnings to more than $22 million. The 22-year-old Texan, whose five wins this season included the Masters and US Open, fired a final round 69 for 271 and a…
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani said Sunday he saw a widespread acceptance among major powers that Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad should stay in office. "I think today everyone has accepted that President Assad must remain so that we can combat the terrorists," Rouhani told CNN. Iran and Russia are…
La Marque police say the teenage son of a woman who was found dead this weekend was found safe Sunday in Houston
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Maya Donnelly awoke to what sounded like thunder in the early morning hours, but dismissed it as a typical monsoon storm and went back to sleep.
James Paul Diaz, 34, is suspected of shooting at a series of people and vehicles starting shortly before noon on Saturday, Banning police said in a news release. Ten minutes later, a man was assaulted with fists and an unknown blunt instrument as he sat inside his parked vehicle, police said. A few…
SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — Deadly floodwaters that tore through a Boy Scout troop's New Mexico campsite as they slept turned their tents into wet cages that clung to their bodies like saran wrap, newly released police reports and taped interviews show.
On Monday, the Supreme Court justices reconvene in private to consider a huge number of new cases for its new term.
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BANGKOK (AP) — A man in northern Thailand stormed into a neighbor's home, hacked five children to death and inflicted multiple stab wounds on a pregnant woman who was watching them, police said Monday.