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This edition was generated on Fri Sep 28 08:45:01 EDT 2007
YANGON, Myanmar - Soldiers clubbed activists in the streets and fired warning shots Friday, moving decisively to break up demonstrations in Myanmar before they could gain momentum. Troops occupied Buddhist monasteries and cut public Internet access, raising concerns that the crackdown on civilians that has killed at least 10 people was set to intensify.
JENA, La. - Mychal Bell exited the courthouse, free for the first time in 10 months. He was cheered by a crowd that included the Rev. Al Sharpton.
CARACAS, Venezuela - The leaders of Iran and Venezuela cemented an alliance aimed at countering the United States while the Iranian president reached out to a new ally in Bolivia and declared that together, "no one can defeat us."
WASHINGTON - Myth: The president refuses to admit that climate change is real and that humans are a factor. Myth: The U.S. is doing nothing to address climate change. Myth: The United States refuses to engage internationally.
LeBron James is treating his appearance on the 'Saturday Night Live' season premiere like a fast break.
How's this for a wild final weekend? With three games to go, seven teams were fighting for the National League's four playoff spots.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The world's major powers will try to narrow their differences on tougher sanctions against Iran when they meet on Friday in New York, seeking to keep up pressure on Tehran to curb its nuclear program.
YANGON (Reuters) - Crowds taunted soldiers and police who barricaded central Yangon on Friday to prevent more mass protests against Myanmar's 45 years of military rule and deepening economic hardship.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush kicks off the second day of a conference on global warming on Friday under pressure from the world's major economies to accept binding limits on emissions of greenhouse gases.
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistan's Supreme Court dismissed on Friday challenges to President Pervez Musharraf's bid to seek re-election, clearing a major hurdle for the army chief's expected victory in an October 6 vote.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Health care could undergo its biggest revolution in decades under the proposals of presidential hopefuls trying to fix a system that has left one in seven Americans without insurance.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - A Blackwater security guard screamed at colleagues to "stop shooting" in an incident that left 11 Iraqi civilians dead, enraged the government and sparked reviews of security firms in Iraq, U.S. media said on Friday.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. authorities racing to find three kidnapped American soldiers in Iraq last May labored for nearly 10 hours to get legal authority for wiretaps to help in the hunt, an intelligence official told Congress on Thursday.
BEIJING (Reuters) - Talks on disarming North Korea aim to lay out a roadmap for disabling the country's nuclear programs, the U.S. envoy said on Friday, conceding there was not yet agreement on even defining the term.
YANGON (AFP) - Myanmar security forces fired warning shots and launched baton charges on protesters again Friday, trying to quell the biggest demonstrations against the junta in 20 years.
ISLAMABAD (AFP) - Pakistan's Supreme Court ruled Friday that military ruler Pervez Musharraf can run in presidential polls next week while keeping his role as army chief, dealing a major blow to the opposition.
KAMPALA (AFP) - Hundreds of thousands of people awaited desperately needed relief supplies and faced the threat of epidemics on Friday as the death toll climbed in Africa's worst floods in three decades.
ANKARA (AFP) - Turkey and Iraq have signed an agreement aimed at combatting Turkish Kurd rebels taking refuge in northern Iraq, the Turkish interior minister said Friday.
TBILISI (AFP) - Georgia plunged into political turmoil on Friday following the arrest of a former minister who made stinging accusations against the country's pro-Western President Mikheil Saakashvili.
LONDON (AFP) - Tate and Lyle, Europe's biggest sugar refiner, saw its share price tumble by more than a quarter in London morning trade on Friday after the group delivered a profits-warning, dealers said.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - The International Monetary Fund appears poised to name Dominique Strauss-Kahn managing director Friday, handing the Frenchman the helm of a struggling multilateral institution.
KANSAS CITY, Missouri (Reuters) - A routine city hall appointment threatens to turn Kansas City into a new front in the U.S. debate over illegal immigration, even though the closest Mexico border crossing is hundreds of miles (kilometers) away.
WASHINGTON - Whatever happens over the next 16 months, President Bush will leave office having presided over one of the fastest accumulations of government debt in the history of the United States.
AL-MUFAQARA, West Bank (AFP) - Mahmud Hamamda still lives in the cave his grandfather chiselled out of a rocky hillside in the remote hills of the southern West Bank more than 100 years ago.
YANGON (Reuters) - Soldiers and police fired into crowds of demonstrators in Myanmar's largest city and gave them 10 minutes to clear the streets or be shot on Thursday, with nine people killed in the second day of a crackdown on the largest uprising in 20 years.
1. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (pronounced mah-MOOD ah-mah-dih-nee-ZHAD) was born Oct. 28, 1956, three years after the CIA-sponsored coup that installed the pro-Western leader Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi as Iran's leader. A Shiite Muslim, he and his wife, a professor, have two sons and a daughter.
How's this for a wild final weekend? With three games to go, seven teams were fighting for the National League's four playoff spots.
WASHINGTON - Consumers shrugged off a rash of bad news to push spending up by a bigger-than-expected amount in August while a key measure of inflation eased to the slowest pace in 3 1/2 years.
10. While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose
9. Can now advertise my garage sales as "Hall of Fame garage sales"
8. George Steinbrenner just offered me $20 million to play again
7. On Bobblehead Day, guess who gets two bobbleheads?
6. At any moment, there's a good chance Bob Costas is boring someone with stories about me
5. It's nice to be mentioned in the same breath as Arky Vaughan, Burleigh Grimes, and Gabby Hartnett
4. Free chalupa from Taco Bell if I mention them in my induction speech
3. Made all those years playing in southern California's lousy climate worth it
2. I can now admit I broke my streak in 1998 because I had tickets to "Les Mis"
1. Get to be on national television-- even if it is this show