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John Mogan, 28, and Ashley Duboe, 24, are charged with robbing a bank in Ashville, Ohio on August 24.
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DEAR ABBY: I'm a woman who has always had trouble with women friends who like to call and chat. It has never really been my thing.One of them never asks if I'm busy; she just plunges into a conversation that usually lasts an hour. I never call her. If she asks me to return her call, I'll wait a day…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Religious activists in the Republican Party, bolstered by House Speaker John Boehner's sudden exit, say the next GOP presidential nominee must share their uncompromising stance on abortion rights, gay marriage and other priorities to get to the White House.
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The deadly collision on Thursday on Seattle's busy Aurora Bridge sent about 50 people to areas hospitals, officials said. Soon after the crash, police said there were witness reports of a possible mechanical issue on the Ride the Ducks amphibious bus that crashed into a charter bus carrying…
Jordan Spieth stayed on course for a $10 million payday at the Tour Championships here Saturday, firing a two-under-par 68 to snatch a one-shot lead as Sweden's Henrik Stenson faltered. In torrential rain at the East Lake Golf Course, Spieth closed out a solid round in difficult conditions with a…
By Jack Stubbs and Denis Dyomkin MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russian President Vladimir Putin on Sunday branded U.S. support for rebel forces in Syria as illegal and ineffective, saying U.S.-trained rebels were leaving to join Islamic State with weapons supplied by Washington. In an interview with U.S.…
In a recent study, a group of University professors show how 539 individual investors were able to consistently double their money every 3.5 years.
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Widner “Flow” Degruy was arrested on Friday following a grand jury indictment in the murders of two brothers in New Orleans.
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Volkswagen ignored warnings from staff and a supplier years ago that the emission test rigging software that sparked the company's worst ever corporate scandal was illegal, news reports said Sunday. German authorities meanwhile heaped pressure on the embattled corporate titan, demanding it set out…
A Japanese climber who was attempting the first summit of Mount Everest since a deadly quake-triggered avalanche destroyed part of base camp in April said Sunday he had turned back. Thirty-three year-old Nobokazu Kuriki, who lost nine fingers to frostbite during a 2012 attempt to climb Everest, was…
BOGOTA, Colombia (AP) — An American tourist was shot to death during an apparent robbery attempt after leaving his hotel in a wealthy enclave of Medellin, Colombian authorities said Saturday.
Six Baltimore police officers were charged in connection with the death of Gray in April from a spinal injury, which sparked protests and rioting in the city and fueled a debate on police treatment of minorities in the United States. Gray, 25, was arrested for carrying a knife and was bundled into…
The Syrian army fired a missile into the last rebel-held neighbourhood of the central city of Homs killing 17 people, most of them civilians, a monitoring group said on Sunday. Nearly all of Homs has been under government control since rebel fighters pulled out of the historic heart of the city in…
The two men got off their bikes and walked closer to the item to investigate. What they found inside will make your heart hurt…
West Virginia's Shelton Gibson's bulldozes his way over thie Maryland cheerleader
Olivia Hallisey won the Google 2015 Science Fair this week—and a $50,000 education scholarship—for her rapid Ebola diagnostic test. The junior at Greenwich High School in Connecticut got to work when she heard about the devastating impacts of the 2014 Ebola epidemic, which killed more than 11,000…
A Qatar Airways jet apparently clipped three light poles at the end of a runway during takeoff from Miami International Airport earlier this month, an airport incident report provided to ABC News suggests.The plane, a Boeing 777 traveling from Miami to Doha, Qatar, sustained scratches to its belly,…
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Technically Incorrect: In an impassioned, science-based video presentation, the Science Guy insists that society should stop telling women what to do with their bodies.