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A United Airlines flight from Houston to Seattle was diverted after its captain reportedly suffered a fatal heart attack during the flight. The flight was rerouted to the Boise Airport in Idaho and landed there t 8 p.m. Thursday. Patti Miller, Boise Airport spokeswoman, confirmed...
WASHINGTON (AP) — This time, President Barack Obama says, he's not budging. This is the confrontational Obama, the "Make my day" president, betting Republicans blink to avoid a government shutdown or a first-ever default of the nation's debts.
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Ruben Studdard didn't even get one last pig-out session before making his way to "The Biggest Loser" ranch.
ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) — Six people were arrested on charges they were among hundreds of young partygoers who trashed a former NFL player's vacation home, and police said more arrests were expected.
Tokyo (AFP) - Venus Williams was denied a new record for the world's fastest serve Friday after tennis chiefs said a bullet delivery clocked at 209 kilometres (129.9 miles) per hour was not measured by the right equipment.
By Carrick Mollenkamp and Cezary Podkul NEW YORK (Reuters) - Through the second half of 2011, debate raged in financial markets over whether the U.S. Federal Reserve would embark on a third round of massive bond purchases, known as "quantitative easing," to shore up an anemic economy. Pacific…
ROME (Reuters) - Guido Barilla, chairman of the world's leading pasta manufacturer, prompted calls for a consumer boycott on Thursday after telling Italian radio his company would never use a gay family in its advertising. "I would never do (a commercial) with a homosexual family, not for lack of…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Atari's 1981 hit Centipede is an antique in the video game world, but it's the hottest new thing in the casino industry.
By Alister Doyle and Simon Johnson STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - Leading scientists said on Friday they were more certain than ever before that humans are the main culprits for climate change and predicted the impact from greenhouse gas emissions could linger for centuries. The Intergovernmental Panel on…
Nairobi (AFP) - The second round of the children's cooking contest she was hosting had just started, the sun was out and she had just felt her baby kicking when she heard what sounded like firecrackers.
"Sugar is toxic." "Don't eat after 7 pm." "Avoid all white foods." "Going gluten-free or low-glycemic is the best way to lose weight." "All of the nutrition is in the skin of fruits and veggies."
By Elizabeth Daley PITTSBURGH (Reuters) - A Pennsylvania mining company sued by the federal government on behalf of a worker who refused a biometric handscan because he believes in the Bible's mark of the beast prophecy, said on Thursday that it supports religious freedom. The Equal Opportunity…
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AdChoices NetflixSponsoredBy Zachary Fagenson MIAMI (Reuters) - Inside a Little Havana cigar rolling business in the heart of Cuban Miami, Maria Sierra's gnarled fingers perform the same dance they did for more than three decades for Havana's famed El Laguito cigar factory. She cuts a teardrop from a broad tobacco leaf then…
NEW YORK (AP) — On its face, the annual Clinton Global Initiative meeting provides a platform for Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton to announce a series of financial commitments from corporations, nongovernmental organizations and philanthropists to address intractable problems around the globe.
Stories with impact: This week, a rock concert to end poverty.
The annual SAT scores have been released to the public and show a continued decline in math and writing scores.
ATLANTA (AP) — The Georgia Aquarium is giving visitors the chance to peer inside the bodies of giant sea creatures.
By Barbara Liston ORLANDO, Florida (Reuters) - Hundreds of Florida residents accepted an offer this week for a free shotgun, the director of the Florida branch of the Texas-based Armed Citizens Project. A website for the group, which offered one free shotgun per household, said the project hopes to…