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California school officials are facing a maelstrom of backlash from supporters outraged by news of the punishment.
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DEAR ABBY: I'm 18 and live with my boyfriend, "Austin," at his parents' house because, frankly, my mom is too much for me to handle.I graduated from high school with no plan for anything afterward. I was going to follow Austin to the school of his choice, but then he changed his mind about college.…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A driver who killed an Italian honeymooner and injured 17 pedestrians and peddlers when he barreled down the popular Venice Beach Boardwalk two years ago was sentenced Friday to 42 years to life in prison after a judge said his apology rang hollow and failed to take…
A Qatar Airways jet apparently clipped three light poles at the end of a runway during takeoff from Miami International Airport earlier this month, an airport incident report provided to ABC News suggests.The plane, a Boeing 777 traveling from Miami to Doha, Qatar, sustained scratches to its belly,…
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WASHINGTON (AP) — The Obama administration has discovered a chain of emails that Hillary Rodham Clinton failed to turn over when she provided what she said was the full record of work-related correspondence as secretary of state, officials told The Associated Press. The disclosure adds to the…
Technically Incorrect: In an impassioned, science-based video presentation, the Science Guy insists that society should stop telling women what to do with their bodies.
James J. McNeil of Belmont, Michigan, was killed in the fall on Thursday afternoon at the Bay Shore Camp in Sebewaing Township, Huron County Sheriff Kelly Hanson said in a statement. Statements from witnesses and video indicate that the zip line harness attached to McNeil came unfastened causing…
A suede or fringe skirt was on my list for Fall so when I spotted this one, I jumped right on it.
projectfabSponsoredA high-speed chase of a reported stolen car ended in a violent crash in the Sherman Oaks area Friday night.
Hundreds of predominantly Iraqi migrants who have travelled through Europe to reach Finland are turning back, saying they don't want to stay in the sparsely-populated country on Europe's northern frontier because it's too cold and boring. Migrants have in recent weeks been crossing back into Sweden…
The body of Andrea DelVesco was found hours before she was due in court to face drugs charges.
WASHINGTON (AP) — First lady Michelle Obama chose a dress by a Chinese-American designer for Friday's White House dinner for Chinese President Xi Jinping.
A Miami jury convicted a man who faces up to 35 years in prison for growing marijuana in a bedroom of his house in what he says was an act of love to help his wife who is recovering from breast cancer, local media reported. Ricardo Varona, 43, was arrested in July 2014 and charged with marijuana…
A California teen who stepped in to stop an attack on a blind student is being hailed as a social media hero. Huntington Beach High School became Internet famous on Wednesday after a video of a fight between students went viral. The disturbing video showed one teen striking a blind student in the…
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MortgageCommentatorSponsoredSABANG, Indonesia (AP) — The Thai captain of a seized cargo ship carrying an estimated $2 million worth of seafood has been arrested in Indonesia on suspicion of illegal fishing, in the latest development linked to an Associated Press investigation that uncovered a slave island earlier this year.…
In a hotel lobby in the Syrian coastal city of Latakia, five muscular Russian men sit around two small tables, scowling and fiddling with their mobile phones. Moscow, a decades-long backer of the Damascus regime, has remained a steadfast ally of President Bashar al-Assad in Syria's nearly five-year…
US President Barack Obama hosted Chinese President Xi Jinping at a state dinner attended by Washington's political elite and senior tech industry figures. Rough Cut (no reporter narration).
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DEAR ABBY: There are no words to express how disappointed I am at the education kids receive now and still graduate with "honors." I was at the grocery store a short time ago. Two young ladies working there just completed their freshman year at the local college. One of them had been on the honor…
The company tweeted pictures of the aerial tanker it is designing and building for the U.S. Air Force as it took off from Paine Field in Everett, Washington. Boeing test pilots performed operational checks on engines, flight controls and environmental systems and took the tanker to a maximum…
Christopher Warren Page was arrested and charged with first-degree murder and aggravated child abuse for the death of his two-month-old son.
A 28-pounder may be a big catch, but how about 280 pounds?
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A rare confluence of a lunar eclipse and a supermoon set to happen this weekend has prompted such widespread fear of an impending apocalypse that the Mormon Church was compelled to issue a statement cautioning the faithful to not get caught up in speculation about a major…