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Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane says she was "saddened" to learn that a filing from her office, made in response to a lawsuit by a former state prison clerk who was raped by an inmate, suggested the victim was to blame.
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Nice parking job, pal. A New Jersey man got the last laugh on a Corvette driver who greedily took up two parking spots outside a Red Robin restaurant. Instead of parking in the back of the crowded parking lot, Kyle DeMattia, 20, pulled his mud-covered...
Mexico City (AFP) - Mexico's military detained an officer and seven soldiers in connection with the shooting deaths of 22 gang suspects after a witness said 21 of them were executed despite surrendering.
NEW YORK (AP) — Her shadow was one of the last things she saw.
By Saundra Amrhein TAMPA Fla. (Reuters) - Two adolescent boys were identified on Thursday from among the remains exhumed from a notorious Florida reform school, where they were buried in unmarked graves over a half century ago, researchers said. The remains of 13-year-old Thomas Varnadoe and…
MANITOWOC, Wis. (AP) — A Wisconsin woman was charged Thursday with child abuse for allegedly beating and scalding her 5-year-old son who has Down syndrome.
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Washington (AFP) - The United States has identified the masked Islamic State militant who murdered two kidnapped American journalists in separate videotaped beheadings, FBI chief James Comey said Thursday.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Prospective Republican presidential candidates are expected to promote "religious liberty" at home and abroad at a gathering of religious conservatives, rebuking an unpopular President Barack Obama while skirting divisive social issues that have tripped up the GOP.
By Laura Zuckerman (Reuters) - An ex-teacher from Montana is to be re-sentenced on Friday for raping a 14-year-old student, after a court earlier jailed him for only one month in a judgment that outraged women's rights activists. A prosecutor has recommended that former Billings High School…
PARIS (AP) — It's Kim Kardashian causing mayhem at Paris Fashion Week again.
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — A South Carolina state trooper's dashboard video shows an unarmed driver being shot just seconds after he was stopped for a seatbelt offense — and the trooper, who was fired last week, has now been charged with assault.
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Washington (AFP) - Apple made a rare apology for a software bug that has seen iPhone users lose service, while seeking to quell a storm over reports that its new handsets are susceptible to bending.
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (AP) — The owner of a bar where a missing University of Virginia student was last seen with a man charged in her abduction says she could barely walk that night without the man's support.
BEIRUT (AP) — U.S.-led coalition warplanes bombed oil installations and other facilities in territory controlled by Islamic State militants in eastern Syria on Friday, taking aim for a second consecutive day at a key source of financing that has swelled the extremist group's coffers, activists said.
GLENEAGLES, Scotland (AP) — Europe secured the first point of the 40th Ryder Cup when Justin Rose and Henrik Stenson beat Bubba Watson and Webb Simpson 5 and 4 in the opening fourballs on Friday.
FRANKFORT, Ky. (AP) — A week after running a dramatic TV ad in which Alison Lundergan Grimes said she disagreed with President Barack Obama on guns, the Democratic U.S. Senate candidate told a radio interviewer Thursday she would work to close a loophole that allows private gun owners to sell guns…
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