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DEAR ABBY: There are no words to express how disappointed I am at the education kids receive now and still graduate with "honors." I was at the grocery store a short time ago. Two young ladies working there just completed their freshman year at the local college. One of them had been on the honor…
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By Alister Doyle OSLO (Reuters) - Russian border guards broke out laughing when Syrian refugee Wassem Khatib wobbled on a child's bicycle toward a remote Arctic frontier post - struggling with a guitar, a rucksack and a heavy suitcase - to seek asylum in neighboring Norway. The border guards were…
Blame shifted towards Saudi authorities on Friday after a stampede at the hajj killed at least 717 people, in the worst tragedy to strike the annual Muslim pilgrimage in a quarter-century. The disaster, which also left several hundred people injured, was the second deadly accident to hit…
An 8-month-old boy was found dead in the back of a sports utility vehicle parked for hours in an Ohio store parking lot after one of his parents apparently forgot to drop him off at daycare with his siblings, police said on Thursday. Jayce Markell Benjamin was found unresponsive on Wednesday…
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SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A Utah woman who unexpectedly gave birth on a cruise ship months before her due date says she wrapped towels around the 1 1/2-pound boy and, with the help of medical staff, managed to keep him alive until the ship reached port.
The waiter, Gregory Lamica, denied he spat in the customer's drink, but a DNA test showed otherwise.
In a hotel lobby in the Syrian coastal city of Latakia, five muscular Russian men sit around two small tables, scowling and fiddling with their mobile phones. Moscow, a decades-long backer of the Damascus regime, has remained a steadfast ally of President Bashar al-Assad in Syria's nearly five-year…
When an elderly disabled man asked a fast-food worker named Kenny to help him eat his food at the height of rush hour in downtown Chicago, Kenny didn’t hesitate to oblige. To the surprise and admiration of a fellow patron, Kenny closed his register, put on some gloves, headed over to the…
WILMINGTON, Del. (AP) — The police shooting of a man in a wheelchair was "unjust," his mother said Thursday, but authorities described a different scenario, saying the man was pulling a handgun from his waist when officers shot him to death.
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Some of the victims in the pre-dawn crash in Edna, about 100 miles (160 km) from Houston, appear to be from Honduras and Guatemala, the Edna Police Department said. "The vehicle rolled, or flipped, multiple times, ejecting a number of the occupants," police said.
Pope Francis made history becoming the first Pope to ever address a U.S. Congress.
A Huntington Beach High School student was arrested Wednesday after punching a blind classmate, according to authorities.
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HONOLULU (AP) — The recently identified remains of a Marine hailed for his bravery in battle are heading home 72 years after he was killed on a remote Pacific atoll during World War II.
Are viewers simply waiting for a new must-watch TV drama a’la Breaking Bad or Scandal to capture their attention? Or, are viewers simply leaving traditional TV viewing behind in favor of on-demand streaming a’la Netflix? Whatever the reason, the 2015 fall TV season is off to a disappointing start.…
US President Barack Obama appeared to pause a two-year effort to isolate Vladimir Putin Thursday, agreeing to what the White House said were "repeated requests" for a meeting. The Kremlin and White House said the two leaders will have their first formal meeting in two years on the margins of the…
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A new service unveiled on Tuesday at a New York City high school won’t be available in classrooms, the cafeteria, or the gymnasium. Instead, the pilot program at High School for Arts and Business in Corona, Queens, is nestled in the women’s bathroom, where students can now pluck pads and tampons…
WICHITA, Kan. (AP) — A Kansas doctor and his wife were given decades-long prison sentences Thursday for their convictions in a moneymaking conspiracy linked to 68 drug overdose deaths, with the judge saying the couple was motivated purely by greed.
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New polls reveal Carly Fiorina and Marco Rubio climbed in popularity and are right behind the controversial billionaire candidate.