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Iran's president warned the US in an interview that air strikes would not destroy jihadists in Syria but appeared upbeat about securing a deal over Tehran's nuclear program. The United States bombed Islamic State-controlled oil refineries in Syria as President Barack Obama rallied the world at the…
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India's spacecraft has beamed back its first photos of Mars, showing its crater-marked surface, as the country glowed with pride Thursday after winning Asia's race to the Red Planet.
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