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By Caroline Humer (Reuters) - Americans will pay an average premium of $328 monthly for a mid-tier health insurance plan when the Obamacare health exchanges open for enrollment next week, and most will qualify for government subsidies to lower that price, the Obama administration said on Wednesday.…
NAIROBI, Kenya (AP) — Gunshots rang out from the upscale mall in Kenya's capital Wednesday morning, the day after the president declared an end to a four-day siege by Islamic militants.
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BEIJING (Reuters) - China's adoption agency said it was "very shocked and furious" about the findings in a Reuters report that exposed how U.S. parents use the Internet to abandon unwanted children they have adopted from abroad, including China. A five-part Reuters investigation published this…
By Girish Gupta and Andrew Cawthorne CARACAS (Reuters) - If you live in Venezuela and want to fly abroad, get in line. Flights are booked solid months in advance, not from a new interest in exotic destinations but because locals are profiting from a play on the nation's tightly controlled currency…
WASHINGTON (AP) — With new health insurance markets launching next week, the Obama administration is unveiling premiums and plan choices for 36 states where the federal government is taking the lead to cover uninsured residents.
London (AFP) - A British national has been arrested in Nairobi following the bloody attack on a shopping mall by armed Islamists, a spokeswoman for the Foreign Office said on Wednesday.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — NBC's "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" will be paying tribute to its ripped-from-the-headlines heritage this season, the drama's executive producer said.
Mother puts Kurt Cobain's childhood home on Wash. coast up for sale _ along with his mattress
Two School Officials Resigned Following the Discovery of the Graphic Messages
Rome (Italy) (AFP) - Three boats carrying more than 700 asylum-seekers -- some of whom were Syrian refugees -- have landed on the Mediterranean island of Lampedusa, according to the Italian Coastguard.
A teenager plunged neck-deep into a river and punched open a car window to save a man from the sinking vehicle. Remarkably, he didn’t even bruise his fist. Peter Schioppo II, a 19-year-old from Guilford, Conn., was at a dock on the East River at...
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Sales of E-Cigarettes Are Expected to Top $1 Billion This Year
The Qoros 3 sedan has become the first automobile from a Chinese brand to obtain the maximum 5-star crash test safety rating from the European New Car Assessment Program (Euro NCAP). The Kia Carens MPV was also distinguished by the highest possible safety rating in the organization's latest round…
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Obama administration on Tuesday sought dismissal of a lawsuit by a Tampa, Fla., businesswoman whose complaint to the FBI led to Gen. David Petraeus' ouster as CIA director.
There was big news out of the governor's office here in California, since Jerry Brown not only signed a bill into law that makes the Golden State the first in the nation to require websites to allow people younger than 18 to remove their own postings - but he simultaneously proved to the world that…
A South Carolina man who won the Powerball lottery last week has chosen to collect his winnings anonymously. According to NBC, the man "danced around his kitchen and initially told only his dog."