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A Pennsylvania journalist found himself at the center of a story when he stumbled upon two missing children after he set out to cover their disappearance.
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France and Britain expressed their concern Thursday about the Russian military buildup in Syria after Moscow said it would conduct naval drills in the eastern Mediterranean. French Defence Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian, speaking on a day of intense European diplomacy on the conflict, called on Moscow…
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LAS VEGAS (AP) — The intake was unplugged Wednesday to finish flooding an $817 million tunnel and complete a complicated and perilous "Third Straw" project to draw drinking water for Las Vegas from a shrinking Lake Mead.
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) — Clint Bowyer's slim shot at winning the Sprint Cup championship in Michael Waltrip Racing's final season took a huge hit Wednesday when NASCAR penalized the team for an infraction in the opening playoff race.
An Abilene police officer found dead in his Texas home in late August may have been murdered by a married couple with whom he had tried to arrange an encounter through Craigslist, police said on Tuesday. Officer Don Allen is believed to have created the personal advertisement on the Internet site,…
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Leave it to the Russian YouTube channel Crash Zone to come up with an answer to a question no one ever really thought to ask: What happens when you pit a shoulder-fired RPG (rocket propelled grenade) against 16 inches of fortified bulletproof glass? Why a whole lot of destruction, naturally. As you…
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A Palestinian activist group released photographs on Wednesday that they say show the moment before a Palestinian woman is shot dead by Israeli forces at a checkpoint in the West Bank city of Hebron. The Israeli military says the shooting took place after the woman attempted to stab an Israeli…
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Surgeons discovered at least eight tapeworm egg sacs inside the brain of a Texas mother after she sought treatment for blinding headaches.
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DUBOIS, Pa. (AP) — A 6-year-old boy covered in blood told officers "Joe killed my mommy" when they arrived at a home after a 911 call, police said in a complaint charging the suspect.
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NATO head Jens Stoltenberg told AFP Thursday there was still a "strong" Russian presence in eastern Ukraine in support of pro-Moscow rebels although a recent ceasefire seems to be holding. Stoltenberg said he backed the continuation of European Union and United States sanctions against Russia over…
SAVANNAH, Ga. (AP) — An unlicensed pilot was flying a small homebuilt plane that crashed last week in rural south Georgia, killing all five people on board, after a witness saw the aircraft weaving up-and-down close to the treetops, federal investigators said in a preliminary report.
Russian President Vladimir Putin is preparing for unilateral air strikes against Islamic State in Syria if the United States rejects his proposal to join forces, Bloomberg reported on Wednesday, citing two people familiar with the matter. Russia has increased its military presence inside Syria and…
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DURHAM, N.C. (AP) — A 3-year-old girl died after her father tried to drown her and her siblings in an apartment complex pond, police said Wednesday.