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Sales of E-Cigarettes Are Expected to Top $1 Billion This Year
MOSCOW (AFP) - A UN Security Council resolution on Syria could mention Chapter VII of the UN Charter which allows force or sanctions, a top Russian diplomat said on Tuesday.
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CHICAGO (AP) — Players chanted "MVP! MVP!" as they doused Andrew McCutchen in the visitors' clubhouse, two decades of futility finally washed away.
CANBERRA, Australia (AP) — A tiny Asian snake was found on a Qantas Boeing 747 airliner in Australia, leading to 370 passengers being grounded overnight.
QINGDAO, China (AP) — China's richest man plans to spend 50 billion yuan ($8.2 billion) to build the country's version of Hollywood in the northeastern city of Qingdao.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Michael Jackson, immortalized by music videos, will be the star of closing arguments by his mother's lawyers in the civil negligence case against concert giant AEG Live LLC.
CHICAGO (AP) — Two men have been charged in connection with last week's shooting that injured 13 people, including a 3-year-old boy.
NEW YORK (AP) — Burger King wants people to feel less guilty about gobbling up its french fries.
Congress has one week left to pass a budget bill or trigger a government shutdown. And given the procedural hurdles such a bill must clear to become law — not to mention the Tea Party's reluctance to throw in the towel on the ObamaCare fight — there may not be enough time left on the calendar to do…
PARIS (AFP) - After unleashing an energy revolution in the United States, shale gas and oil are now becoming energy game-changers worldwide, a break with the past whose ramifications are still unclear.
DUBAI (AFP) - Three months after a new emir stepped in, Qatar's political clout has shrunk following the ouster of Egypt's Islamist president and with Riyadh emerging as the Syrian opposition's main backer, analysts say.
CHICAGO (AP) — Freddie Freeman stood at the front of the cramped visiting clubhouse at Wrigley Field. Wearing a champagne-soaked gray T-shirt celebrating Atlanta's NL East title, the big first baseman dreamed of more parties next month.
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LYONS, Colo. (AP) — The storms that raged through the Rocky Mountain foothills instantly remade the landscape and disrupted thousands of lives. They may have also changed the character of the funky mountain hamlets that dot the Front Range.
- 1224 GMT: Kenya's Vice President William Ruto says he visited victims of the terror attack this morning at hospitals in Nairobi. He says it was with "great shock and sadness" that he heard of the attack while in The Hague where he is defending claims against him of crims against humanity.
Who could’ve guessed that Rihanna’s most scandalous selfie so far would be one in which she’s posing with a cute, furry critter?
NEW YORK (AP) — New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is offering European cities millions of dollars to be government groundbreakers, tapping his personal fortune to extend his cities-as-civic-laboratories campaign overseas as the end of his own tenure nears.