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Personal and work-related emails that Hillary Clinton said had been deleted from her email server have been recovered by the FBI, US media reported. Clinton, the frontrunner for the 2016 Democratic Party presidential nomination, has been dogged for months by revelations that she used a private…
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The unidentified officer has now been moved to administrative duty, pending a "thorough" investigation.
In 2010, Judy Kauser, then 68, started having pains in her leg. It would take another two years before Judy was diagnosed with dementia with Lewy bodies. The Lewy Body Dementia Association estimates the condition affects more than 1.4 million individuals in the U.S. alone.
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DURHAM, N.C. (AP) — A North Carolina sheriff's deputy says he heard wailing in the darkness and plunged into an apartment complex's pond at night to rescue two young girls who, police say, had been thrown there to drown by their father.
We’ve seen a bunch of airplane pilots making heart-stopping, death-defying crosswind landings, but that doesn’t make watching similar experiences any less scary, especially if you hate flying. A new video captured over the weekend in Dusseldorf, Germany, shows a huge Airbus A380, which happens to…
Little Dominic Dickinson was found dead after he consumed heroin and fentanyl, a powerful painkiller, officials said.
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The 80-year-old driver was attempting to park her luxury SUV outside the LifeStyleRx gym in Livermore, California, around 6:30 a.m. when she inadvertently pressed the gas pedal instead of the brake, Livermore police officer Traci Rebiejo said. The driver, who was not identified, crashed the vehicle…
PARIS (AP) — Egypt has agreed to buy two Mistral-class warships from France, the French government said Wednesday, announcing its second military sale to the economically-strapped country this year.
The new 2015 Ford Focus boasts big cargo space. Is it enough for a cool archaeologist?
The FBI has recovered emails from a private server used by Hillary Clinton while secretary of state that she said were deleted because they involved personal matters, Bloomberg reported on Tuesday, citing a source familiar with the investigation. The FBI is examining the server to see whether any…
Brad and Angelina are reportedly finalizing the adoption process after meeting Syrian brothers whose mother was killed in a bombing incident.
A man in India was accidentally buried alive by road pavers after he apparently fell into a pothole.
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DETROIT (AP) — Volkswagen AG's smog-test scandal escalated Tuesday as the company acknowledged putting stealth software in millions of vehicles worldwide. The crisis has already cost VW more than 24 billion euros ($26 billion) in market value.
For IT leaders and other self-directed workers, getting stuck in a spiral of distraction and nonproductivity can be crippling. Here are tips on reversing the process.
DETROIT (AP) — A Detroit man was sentenced to between 45 and 80 years in prison on Tuesday for the slaying of his estranged wife last year, though their two children remain missing.
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Russia would be forced to take counter measures to restore the balance of power in Europe if media reports that the United States plans to upgrade its nuclear presence in Germany are true, President Vladimir Putin's spokesman said on Wednesday. The spokesman, Dmitry Peskov, was commenting after…
A Burbank man with an extensive criminal record faces more than 11 years in state prison if convicted in connection with allegations that he punched a 78-year-old Costco shopper following a dispute over a Nutella waffle sample. Kirk Hawkins reports for the KTLA 5 News at 6 on Tuesday, Sept. 22, 2015.
A Chinese aircraft performed an unsafe maneuver during an air intercept of a U.S. spy plane last week, a Pentagon spokesman said on Tuesday, an incident revealed just as Chinese President Xi Jinping kicks off a week-long U.S. visit. The intercept occurred on Sept. 15, about 80 miles (130 km) east…
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Angry over the complicated instructions of Common Core math, an Ohio dad crafted a message to his child’s elementary school in the form of a prank check. "You figure it out," Doug Hermann writes in a Facebook post, alluding to the facetious dollar amount he had written out on his check followed by…