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AIKEN, S.C. (AP) — Sen. Lindsey Graham is showing no signs of changing how he operates as he faces the biggest challenge of his political career.
CHICAGO (AP) — Freddie Freeman stood at the front of the cramped visiting clubhouse at Wrigley Field. Wearing a champagne-soaked gray T-shirt celebrating Atlanta's NL East title, the big first baseman dreamed of more parties next month.
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BEIJING (Reuters) - China has released a list of technologies and goods banned from export to North Korea because of their possible use in building nuclear, chemical and biological weapons, the Ministry of Commerce said on Monday. China and other members of the United Nations have declined in the…
MILAN (AFP) - Denim, leathers and chains were the look at Versace's Milan Fashion Week show on Friday, as the family-owned brand looks for a possible investor to buy a stake.
DAMASCUS (AFP) - A mortar round hit the Russian embassy compound in Damascus on Sunday, injuring three, as Moscow accused Washington of blackmailing it to win a tough UN resolution on Syria's chemical weapons.
While vacationing on the island of Phuket this weekend, pop star Rihanna enjoyed her usual activities; she partied hard, hung out on the beach, and Instagrammed a ton of selfies, including the one above, showing her cuddling with a slow loris.
VATICAN CITY (AFP) - Pope Francis has urged a break with the Catholic Church's harsh "obsession" with divorce, gays, contraception and abortion, in an interview signalling a dramatic shift in the Vatican's tone.
Father and Child Reunited After Alleged Abduction 13 Years Ago
WASHINGTON (AFP) - A US Navy helicopter crashed into the Red Sea on Sunday and a search is underway for two of the five crew members, the military said.
The names of nine people listed on a since-shuttered Twitter account are among the hostage-takers at the Westgate Mall in Nairobi, Kenya, sources within the terror group Al-Shabaab told CNN. Three of the alleged attackers are from the United States, two are from Somalia and there is one each from…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Miley Cyrus can't stop.
Tad DeHaven, a Cato Institute budget analyst and former Indiana state budget official, explains how the Washington shutdown battle could leave conservatives staring at a bigger government budget, despite their efforts to cut spending.
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LOUDON, N.H. (AP) — Matt Kenseth just might win a championship with a touch of dominance, not dullness.
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By Chris Francescani NEW YORK (Reuters) - Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis, who was thrust into the national spotlight by the Boston Marathon bombings in April, is poised to announce he is stepping down at the end of the year, a law enforcement source said on Sunday. Davis plans to hold a…
VICCO, Ky. (AP) — Eight months after this tiny Appalachian town took a stand against gay-based discrimination, it's basking in a flurry of attention and even an infusion of much-needed cash. All that hoopla has its openly gay mayor dreaming of reviving a place that had long seemed past its prime.