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BOSTON (AP) — The world finally knows her name — Bella Bond — and some of the grisly circumstances of how she was killed and later found on a beach in Boston Harbor.
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He was also once photographed wearing a Brand New t-shirt, though his thoughts on Taking Back Sunday remain unconfirmed.
DEAR ABBY: I have a very close cousin (and friend) who is in a toxic relationship with a man who breaks up with her repeatedly, manipulates and abuses her emotionally, and probably cheats. It has made me sad to see her go through the same pattern with him for so many years.They were supposed to be…
David Angle has been charged with homicide.
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Two unarmed black men shot by a white police officer pursuing them over a reported theft attempt in Washington state in May, leaving one paralyzed, are to be arraigned on Tuesday on felony assault charges, a local prosecutor said. Andre Thompson and Bryson Chaplin, brothers aged 24 and 21, will…
At least 38 Islamic State group fighters were killed in air strikes by the Damascus regime against three jihadist-held towns in central Syria, a monitoring group said on Tuesday. Monday's strikes hit Palmyra and two other towns in Homs province, Syrian Observatory for Human Rights director Rami…
Entry-priced new cars have never been so desirable! Can you guess which car made the number 1 spot on this year's list of coolest cars? Find out now!
You wake up feeling sick, and you call your boss to let her know that you're taking a sick day. Most workers are unclear on what their employers have the right to ask when they call out sick. In general, employers are allowed to ask for the details of your illness.
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively look like the perfect couple, but, alas, they do not have perfect friends.
DENVER (AP) — A federal jury on Monday convicted a man of murder for pushing his wife to her death off a cliff as they hiked in Colorado's Rocky Mountain National Park to celebrate their wedding anniversary, rejecting his claim that her fall was a tragic accident.
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NEW YORK (AP) — The Beard and the Brow checked the same place first when they got a look at the NBA 2K16 video game.
Lyle Denniston, the National Constitution Center’s constitutional literacy adviser, looks at how the funding controversy surrounding Planned Parenthood could be on a path to the Supreme Court.
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The Tesla Model S may be widely revered and critically acclaimed, but like any new disruptive technology or product, it faces no shortage of critics who remain skeptical that electric cars are the wave of the future. In turn, there are also no shortage of articles which provide first-hand accounts…
Georgia plans to carry out its first execution of a woman in 70 years next week following repeated delays, the Georgia Department of Corrections said on Monday. Kelly Renee Gissendaner, 47, is scheduled to be executed by lethal injection on Sept. 29 at 7 pm. She was sentenced to death for her role…
Russia has delivered new arms including warplanes to Syria as the regime increases attacks on jihadists, officials said Tuesday, in a sign that Moscow's growing support for its ally is having an effect. A senior Syrian military official told AFP Damascus had received a fresh batch of arms,…
Dr. James Carter breaks down the myths around sugar and athletic performance with the help of teen athletes at IMG Academy.
A critically endangered Sumatran elephant who had patrolled Indonesia's jungles to help protect threatened habitats has been killed for his tusks, an official said Monday, sparking a surge of anger online. Yongki, a tame creature who worked with teams of elephant keepers, was found dead close to…
DENVER (AP) — A Colorado man accused of killing his wife after eating marijuana-infused candy he bought at a legal pot shop was experiencing psychotic-like symptoms due to the drug, a doctor wrote in recently filed court documents.
The USA is home to some of the most awe-inspiring natural wonders of the world. We decided to list the best and here are our 10 favorite places!
DALLAS (AP) — The family of a 14-year-old Muslim student who got in trouble over a homemade clock mistaken for a possible bomb withdrew the boy Monday from his suburban Dallas high school.