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Technically Incorrect: A UK bar is heavily fined after serving a woman a very unsafe science-based drink.
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BOSTON (AP) — The father of a 2-year-old girl identified almost three months after her remains were found in a trash bag that washed up on a Boston-area beach says he doesn't believe the toddler's mother caused her death.
Best-selling romance novelist Jackie Collins, whose first book was so steamy it was banned in some countries, died of breast cancer in California Saturday, her family said. "She lived a wonderfully full life and was adored by her family, friends and the millions of readers who she has been…
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A Virgin Atlantic flight VS26 from JFK to London apparently crashed into a blast fence Saturday morning. According to Port Authority, a plane was being pushed back from the gate when its wing struck the blast fence around 8:30 a.m. Saturday.
By Charlotte Greenfield and Matt Siegel WELLINGTON/SYDNEY (Reuters) - Nearly four years after dozens of black-clad police rappelled into his New Zealand mansion and cut him from a safe room, flamboyant German tech entrepreneur and would-be hip-hop star Kim Dotcom may finally be about to face the…
DEAR ABBY: I'm 16, go to high school, play football and make good grades.At church every Sunday, a lady who is one of my mom's friends always makes a point of coming up to me to talk. She says things about me growing up to be a man, and asks me if I'm dating. She always gives me an extended hug.…
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ATLANTA (AP) — A Georgia police officer who was injured during a shootout with two suspects has been released from a hospital after being treated for a shoulder injury, authorities said Saturday.
U.S. Army Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl endured some of the worst abuse any U.S. prisoner of war has seen for decades, a defense official said on Friday, while another added the soldier should not be imprisoned for leaving his post in Afghanistan. Bergdahl suffered torture, abuse and neglect at the hands…
A zookeeper has been killed in a "tragic incident" after being attacked by a tiger at a New Zealand zoo, police said Sunday. The staff member, reported to be a woman, was working at Hamilton Zoo about 520 kilometres (320 miles) north of the capital Wellington on the country's North Island, on…
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LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. (AP) — A Georgia couple said Friday they have forgiven two sons accused of attacking them in what police believe was a plot to kill them.
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The show, a staple of the Florida-based Univision network, will set a Guinness record for the longest continually running show when it airs its final show on Saturday. "That would mean death, it would be to hang up my soul," Kreutzberger told AFP in an interview at the Univision headquarters in…
MANILA, Philippines (AP) — The leader of a sultanate in the southern Philippines that staged a 2013 invasion of a bustling Malaysian state and sparked a deadly security crisis has died of kidney failure, his family and followers said Sunday.
DEAR ABBY: Last Christmas I didn't hear from several of my longtime friends. I don't have a computer, but someone looked up online obituaries and was able to tell me they had passed away.This Christmas I'll be 89. My health isn't the greatest, and I'm thinking of including a note in my cards to the…
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Alexander Hung Tran, 32, was booked into jail early on Saturday morning on three counts of aggravated murder, said Salt Lake City police detective Richard Chipping. Police identified the three victims as 2-month-old Lyrik Poike, Heike Poike, 50, and Dakota Smith, 28.
By Simon Webb and Pairat Temphairojana UDON THANI, Thailand (Reuters) - From self-imposed exile, the influential leader of Thailand's rural "red shirt" opposition movement has delivered a simple message to followers chafing at the military junta's iron rule: lay low for now, don't panic, "play…
Iran's President Hassan Rouhani has tried to reassure a skeptical American public that when crowds in Tehran chant "Death to America!" they don't mean it personally. In an interview with the CBS show "60 Minutes" to be broadcast Sunday in the United States, the Iranian president said the famous…
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