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BOSTON (AP) — A mother was arrested and her boyfriend was charged with murder in the death of a little girl whose body was found inside a trash bag on a Boston Harbor island this summer and who became known as Baby Doe, a prosecutor said Friday after a monthslong campaign to learn the girl's…
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Ethan Huachi was found alone in the park in Brooklyn, New York on Thursday afternoon after workers reportedly miscounted the group of children.
The US Air Force is getting ready to announce the winner of a multibillion-dollar contract to build a new generation of long-distance bombers that will replace aging, Cold War machines. Dubbed the Long Range Strike Bomber (LRSB) program, the Air Force will in the coming weeks award the…
BEIJING (AP) — If North Korea launches a rocket into space or conducts a nuclear test in the coming weeks, as observers suspect it may, China is certain to respond angrily, and perhaps with an unprecedented level of economic punishment. The question is whether North Korea can be swayed even by its…
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Donald Trump told Sean Hannity that he sees a 'double standard' between him and Carly Fiorina.
The body of the seventh and final member of the canyoneering group missing in Zion was located on Thursday, capping three days searches by more than 60 park rangers, sheriff's deputies and emergency personnel from several agencies. Park officials said all were visitors from California and Nevada…
DENVER (AP) — A Denver man accused of eating marijuana-infused candy he bought at a legal pot shop and then killing his wife while she described her husband's erratic behavior on a 911 call has changed his plea to not guilty by reason of insanity.
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Another Texas teen is in the spotlight after questioning President Obama`s decision to invite 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed to the White House after he was arrested for bringing a homemade clock to school.
Russia's federal security services (FSB) estimate that around 2,500 Russian nationals have joined the ranks of Islamist terror organisation ISIS, state TV channel Perviy Kanal reported on Friday. Speaking to reporters at a summit attended by Russian anti-terrorism officials and officials from other…
DEAR ABBY: Today was my high school reunion. I was the most notable student for all the wrong reasons. I was born with some birth defects and learning disabilities. I overcame them, but it was hard. While working blue-collar jobs, I lived in my car for a few years.On a cold winter night several…
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By Daniel Wallis DENVER (Reuters) - A 41-year-old Colorado man has been sentenced to six months in federal prison for leaving 4.25 tons of litter in a scenic national forest that took dozens of volunteers and a helicopter to remove, authorities said. Prosecutors say that for seven months from…
A Venezuelan fighter jet crashed on the border with Colombia during an operation to intercept an "illicit aircraft," killing its two pilots, the government said Friday. The two countries have been locked in a border conflict for a month after Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro ordered the closure…
A father convicted of tossing his 4-year-old daughter to her death off a cliff in Rancho Palos Verdes was sentenced Friday to life in prison without parole.
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Joe Biden will most likely enter the presidential race.
WASHINGTON (AP) — A Republican lawmaker said he will boycott Pope Francis' speech to Congress next week because of the possibility the pontiff will discuss his support for policies to fight climate change.
ATLANTA (AP) — A North Carolina pilot's conversation with a control tower was calm before the airplane slammed into a metro Atlanta freeway, killing all four onboard.
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Technically Incorrect: After being arrested for making his own digital clock, the newest science celebrity shows humor during a press conference and an appearance on MSNBC. He says he's transferring schools.
China said on Friday it was "extremely concerned" about a suggestion from a top U.S. commander that U.S. ships and aircraft should challenge China's claims in the South China Sea by patrolling close to artificial islands it has built. China's increasingly assertive action to back up its sovereignty…
NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) — The hull of the first submarine in history to sink an enemy warship has been cleaned and revealed for the first time in 150 years.
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