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The fishermen were off the coast of San Diego, California when they spotted the killer whales heading for their boat.
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An Iraqi man who spent time in jail for membership in an Islamist terrorist group was shot dead by German police Thursday after he stabbed and seriously wounded a policewoman. The 41-year-old man had been convicted in 2008 of planning an attack in Berlin against former Iraqi prime minister Iyad…
T.I. details his decision to walk away from Iggy Azalea's career.
Omar Hussain, also known as Abu Sa'eed al-Britani, and dubbed the "Supermarket Jihadi" by the media because he used to work in British supermarket Morrisons, regularly posts on his blog from Syria about life in ISIS.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Republican senators pressed the Pentagon on Thursday to flex U.S. military muscle by sailing Navy ships within 12 miles of artificial islands Beijing is building to assert its territorial claims in the South China Sea.
A Chicago Police Department employee was shot and killed outside his home in Chicago`s Morgan Park neighborhood. John Buckner, 59, was a civilian employee of the department for the past 25 years.
A U.S. appeals court has ruled that President Barack Obama's healthcare law violates the rights of religiously affiliated employers by forcing them to help provide contraceptive coverage even though they do not have to pay for it. The split in the circuit courts created makes it more likely that…
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Maddie Carlson was shocked when the kind-hearted cops in Goffstown, New Hampshire presented her with a check for $250 - rather than a ticket.
The U.S. News Short List, separate from our overall rankings, is a regular series that magnifies individual data points in hopes of providing students and parents a way to find which undergraduate or graduate programs excel or have room to grow in specific areas. Be sure to explore The Short List:…
SIMI VALLEY, California (AP) — Here's a look at how the eleven Republican candidates for president participating in the main-event debate at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Southern California fared on Wednesday night.
Does the technology in the 2015 Ford Focus mean more to busy hedge-fund managers? Watch anthropologist Genevieve St. Jermaine find out.
Nickcole Dykema, 47, was being held without bond on charges including assaulting an officer and resisting arrest, said Hernando County Sheriff's Department spokeswoman Denise Moloney. When officers knocked on her door, Dykema barricaded herself inside and then lunged at one officer with a…
A Wake County EMS worker is facing DWI charges in connection with a head-on accident with a pregnant driver and her young family. Doctors concerned about baby induce labor.
After a whirlwind romance, Joannah fell hard for Dr. Gregory Konrath, a prominent orthopedic surgeon she met on an online dating site. But while on vacation in Puerto Rico, Joannah secretly recorded a shocking conversation with Konrath, where he appeared to be describing a plan to kill his ex-wife…
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The Constitution is our most endearing document, but not everything you read online about the Constitution is accurate! Here are some of the top myths about the Constitution and the Founding Fathers still out there on blogs and websites.
Some prominent South Africans have dismissed the discovery of a new human ancestor as a racist theory designed to cast Africans as "subhuman", an opinion that resonates in a country deeply bruised by apartheid. "No one will dig old monkey bones to back up a theory that I was once a baboon. Sorry,"…
After a retired South Carolina high school football coach was shot to death, his neighbor went to check on him and was also killed with a shotgun blast while on the phone with an emergency dispatcher, according to a 911 call released Thursday.
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About 330 Islamic State fighters have been killed in British air strikes since the Royal Air Force began carrying out raids against the group in September last year, Britain's Defence Secretary Michael Fallon has said. "This figure is highly approximate, not least given the absence of UK ground…
The father, Gary, broke down as he spoke to Dr. Phil about how the transition has affected him.
By David Brunnstrom and David Alexander WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The commander of U.S. forces in the Pacific said ahead of a visit by Chinese President Xi Jinping to Washington that America should challenge China's claim to territory in the South China Sea by patrolling close to artificial islands…
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A Chicago judge has ordered a resentencing for the killer of Blair Holt, who was 16-years-old when he was hit by gunfire between rival gang members on a bus in 2007.