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This edition was generated on Tue Sep 17 08:45:02 EDT 2013
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Bob Newhart, among TV's most enduring stars with shows stretching back more than five decades, wept as he finally captured his first Emmy Award.
By Dan Williams JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel wants to see Syrian President Bashar al-Assad toppled, its ambassador to the United States said on Tuesday, in a shift from its non-committal public stance on its neighbor's civil war. Even Assad's defeat by al Qaeda-aligned rebels would be preferable to…
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WASHINGTON (AP) — A potential federal shutdown looming, President Barack Obama on Monday warned congressional Republicans they could trigger national "economic chaos" if they demand a delay of his health care law as the price for supporting continued spending for federal operations.
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Brady Williams has five wives, 24 children but no organized religion.
KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) — Afghanistan's president said Tuesday that he was in no rush to sign a security deal with the United States, once again dashing American hopes that a pact can be quickly finalized.
Navy Yard Shooting Came on Eve of Gun Control Push in Washington
Mother charged with murdering 2 children in Calif that she promised to return to ex-husband
ATLANTA (AP) — A North Carolina woman featured prominently in a graphic government ad campaign to get people to stop smoking died Monday of cancer.
By Sarah McBride SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Minerva Schools of KGI doesn't yet have accreditation, a campus or even a full faculty roster, but it is offering something even Harvard can't - four years of free tuition for its first matriculating class. The San Francisco-based Minerva Project, an…
CINCINNATI (AP) — The balance of power is shifting in the AFC North.
Justin Timberlake and duo Macklemore & Ryan Lewis top the nomination list for 2013 MTV EMAs
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WARREN, Mich. (AP) — As automakers race to make cheaper electric cars with greater battery range, General Motors is working on one that can go 200 miles per charge at a cost of about $30,000, a top company executive said.
Da-Kabo Ebba, a retired farmer in Ethiopia, claims to be 160-years-old.
Russian investigators on Tuesday said 15 servicemen had been hospitalised after a fire during repairs on a nuclear-powered submarine in the Far East, with the vessel sustaining significant damage.
Their bronzed bodies rippling with tension, gaggles of Chinese bodybuilders preened and performed press-ups backstage before competing for one of the country's biggest prizes in their discipline.
UPDATE: September, 16, 2013—4:24 PM PST