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The coelacanth, an elusive deep-sea dweller long thought extinct, had another item added Tuesday to an already-long list of unusual physical traits: an obsolete lung lurking in its abdomen. Similar to the human appendix, the organ was likely rendered defunct by evolution, researchers noted in the…
A Facebook group exposed an alleged affair between an assistant principal and a former student that was reportedly covered up by the school principal.
By MacDonald Dzirutwe HARARE (Reuters) - Zimbabwe's 91-year-old President Robert Mugabe read out the wrong speech at the opening of parliament on Tuesday, an error which the main opposition quickly used to question whether Africa's oldest leader was still of a sound mind. Mugabe, the only ruler the…
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — Embattled Kentucky clerk Kim Davis "has not demonstrated a substantial likelihood of success" in her legal bid to exempt her office from licensing same-sex marriages, a federal appeals court reiterated Tuesday.
An Air France pilot on Tuesday reported seeing an object floating in the water near Réunion Island, where officials in July found airplane debris from the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, according to the French media. Officials haven't confirmed whether the object belongs to the missing…
NEW YORK (AP) — Subway co-founder Fred DeLuca, who turned a sandwich shop he started as a teenager into the world's largest fast-food chain, died Monday evening. He was 67.
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The family and friends of a 21-year-old woman who was killed in a freak accident on Staten Island are speaking out about the lost loved one they describe as a beautiful person.
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"Officer Cynthia Whitlatch was served today with a termination notice for sustained policy violations involving bias, abuse of police discretion, and escalation of a contact on July 9, 2014," Seattle police said in a statement. Whitlatch stopped William Wingate, now 70, as he walked down a city…
Manchester United suffered a miserable return to the Champions League after a 12-month hiatus as full-back Luke Shaw suffered a double fracture to his leg during Tuesday's 2-1 defeat at PSV Eindhoven. Real Madrid had no such trouble as Cristiano Ronaldo scored a hat-trick in a 4-0 thrashing of…
Cameron Ervin, 17, and his 22-year-old brother Christopher are accused of brutally attacking their parents at their home on September 5.
Japan has lodged a protest with Russia after scrambling four jet fighters to intercept a foreign aircraft -- believed to be Russian -- which briefly violated its airspace, officials said Wednesday. The foreign ministry made the protest shortly after the plane entered Japanese airspace off the…
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POCONO SUMMIT, Pa. (AP) — Five people, including the former national president of a fraternity, have been charged in the 2013 death of a New York City college freshman during a brutal hazing ritual in Pennsylvania, police said Tuesday.
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Any criminal foolish enough to run from the Los Angeles Police Department now might find their epic car chases is over before it even began. That’s because the LAPD has acquired a Tesla Model S as part of its initiative to build a greener fleet of vehicles, the department announced last week. DON’T…
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The doctors had originally guessed that the item inside the 15-month-old girl's chest was her grandmother's hairpin, but the U-shaped object seen on the child's chest X-ray turned out to be an LED bulb, perhaps from one of the toddler's toys, according to a new report of the girl's case published…
Dr. Jan Adams speaks exclusively to INSIDE EDITION about Donda West's death and how he thinks her nephew is to blame.
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Washington warned Russia on Tuesday that Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad has no role in coalition operations against the Islamic State group and must step down to allow a political settlement. Secretary of State John Kerry called his Kremlin counterpart Sergei Lavrov to restate the US position after…