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FLORENCE, Ariz. (AP) — An Arizona inmate who pleaded guilty to raping a prison teacher apologized to the woman in court Monday before being sentenced to spend the rest of his life behind bars.
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The family of a special needs student who was found dead in a school bus believe he was left there unattended for.
An ancient tree in Ireland topples over to reveal an even more ancient skeleton caught up in the roots.
American Airlines Flight 1284 from Miami to Chicago was diverted to Indianapolis because of an unruly passenger on board.
If you have a $500,000 portfolio, uncover the truth about annuities by reading “Annuity Insights” from Forbes columnist Ken Fisher’s firm.
DEAR ABBY: I'm a few months pregnant and married to a man I love with all my heart. We have a young son together. For the last couple of months, I have had severe morning sickness, and my husband seems to resent me for it. He complains that I "don't do anything anymore," but I have been so ill that…
Israeli forces stormed Jerusalem's Al-Aqsa mosque compound as they clashed with Palestinians for the third day straight at the flashpoint site. Dozens of Palestinians clashed with the Israeli forces around the mosque, throwing stones at police who had entered the compound and used stun grenades on…
DALLAS (AP) — Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is renewing his campaign against illegal immigration, telling a cheering crowd of thousands in Dallas that "it's disgusting what's happening to our country."
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Dr. Jan Adams speaks exclusively to INSIDE EDITION about Donda West's death and how he thinks her nephew is to blame.
Humans of the world, no more bears in your snaps, OK? Your insistence is officially ruining the forest for everyone else.
FRANKFURT, Germany (AP) — BMW CEO Harald Krueger collapsed Tuesday during a news conference at the Frankfurt auto show and was helped off stage by staff. His condition was not serious, the company said later.
Whats common and normal in one place of the world can be considered strange and out of the ordinary in another.
EDDYVILLE, Ky. (AP) — Here is the latest on the fatal shooting of a state trooper in western Kentucky (all times local):
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Authorities say the suspect in the fatal shooting of his domestic partner and a Delta State University professor in Mississippi was found dead with an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound.
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The woman was pulled over on September 1 for traveling 51mph in a 20mph school zone, the sheriff's office said.
By Andrea Shalal NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. (Reuters) - A U.S. Air Force general on Monday cited what he called "alarming" moves by the Russian military to beef up its air forces in the years since the invasion of Georgia in 2008 and to establish firm defenses around areas like Crimea. General Frank…
By Emily Flitter DALLAS (Reuters) - A downtown Dallas rally by presidential hopeful Donald Trump produced some of the sharpest scenes of conflict yet in his campaign as hundreds gathered to protest his positions on immigration and confronted supporters as they left the event. Inside the rally at…
Penny stocks might be the key to getting rich in a recession. Smart investors are buying their dream homes using this penny stock secret.
For decades, Porsche has made some of the world’s most beautiful sports cars… and now it’s setting its sights on Tesla. The iconic German automaker on Monday unveiled its new Mission E concept, a new four-door, four-seat all-electric car that features system power of 600 horsepower, acceleration of…
MIDDLETOWN, Calif. (AP) — The caretaker of a woman found dead in the ruins of her home that was destroyed by a wildfire said Monday the woman had advanced multiple sclerosis and had no way to get out.
A couple miraculously escaped unscathed after a massive humpback whale breached and landed on their kayak.
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LANSING, Mich. (AP) — A motorist accused of deliberately and fatally hitting a firefighter with his car told police he was angry with the firefighters collecting money for charity and slowing traffic, court records show.