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SAN DIEGO (AP) — The body of a 4-year-old boy who vanished during his first beach outing was found in the waters in San Diego's Mission Bay on Sunday, police said.
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TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Iran's President Hassan Rouhani sent greetings to the Jewish people on the occasion of Rosh Hashana, the Jewish new year.
A little more than a week after two players became national news, another San Antonio high schooler gets physical with a ref.
American Airlines accidently sent the wrong plane across the ocean from Los Angeles to Hawaii, a company spokesman confirmed to AFP Sunday. In the August 31 incident, first reported by transportation blogger Brian Sumers, a plane that was not authorized to fly long distances over open water made…
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LAS VEGAS (AP) — Kerry Simon, a former "Iron Chef" champ who served up dishes to rock bands such as Led Zeppelin and Mötley Crüe, has died.
Russia on Monday launched its largest military exercises of the year, Centre-2015, involving some 95,000 soldiers including ground troops, navy and airforce units. The long-announced war games are "the most large-scale drill of 2015," the defence ministry said. Russia has recently intensified snap…
A non-profit LGBT group posted a sick burn on Kentucky clerk Kim Davis with a billboard in her home town.
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The NYPD is facing a lawsuit for putting a black woman into a mental hospital because they did not believe that her BMW belonged to her.
According to investigators, a man and his wife along with their young daughter were in a vehicle when a gunman got in the rear passenger side, pointed a gun at them and demanded all of their belongings.
The trooper was shot in Lyon County near Interstate 24, a section of which was shut down as police searched for the suspect, according to CBS affiliate WKYT in Lexington. Kentucky State Police spokesman Michael Webb confirmed the trooper was fatally wounded but would not disclose the trooper's name…
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ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) — Tony Romo found Jason Witten for the winning touchdown after a series of Dallas mistakes put the New York Giants in position to beat the Cowboys in an opener for the first time.
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Los Angeles police are investigating after a man's body was found in an unplugged refrigerator Sunday behind a Sun Valley home involved in a marijuana-growing operation.
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SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (AP) — A man accused of killing the 2-year-old son of Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson two years ago is set to stand trial in South Dakota.
Donald Trump and Ben Carson lead the Republican race for the US presidential nomination, with the two non-politicians together accounting for more than half the support from potential voters, a new poll showed Monday. The Washington Post-ABC News poll also found that Hillary Rodham Clinton, dogged…
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Japan's crippled Fukushima nuclear plant Monday began releasing previously contaminated water into the sea, but the man tasked with preventing another meltdown warned other highly radioactive fluid still stored on site could pose a major threat. Tokyo Electric Power Co (TEPCO), which operates the…
Legal highs that often mimic illicit substances are being produced mostly in Asia, and Europeans are buying them like crazy.
A middle school boy is facing second degree assault charges after he kissed a girl at school on a dare.
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ATLANTA (AP) — Bobby Brown said he believes things would have turned out differently for Bobbi Kristina Brown if he had been with his daughter days before she was found unresponsive in her home in suburban Atlanta.