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Floyd Mayweather worked far too hard against Marcos Maidana their last time out to have to do it again in the rematch Saturday night. Mayweather dominated Maidana from the opening bell, using his boxing skills to keep the Argentine off balance and pile up points on his way to a unanimous 12-round…
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A Kentucky teenager was killed while trying to protect his mother from her estranged boyfriend, and the woman was abducted and later found dead in Ohio during a multistate police search, a sheriff said Friday. The suspect, Terry Froman, 41, of Brookport, Illinois, was taken into custody in the…
Lamar says Swift's remarks help himself, hip-hop ATLANTA (AP) — Kendrick Lamar appreciated Taylor Swift for paying homage to his music in a recent interview. Lamar was grateful to hear about Swift knowing the words to his lyrics and putting her in a great mood.
Islamic State extremists released a video showing the beheading of British aid worker David Haines, who was abducted in Syria last year, and British Prime Minister David Cameron late Saturday condemned his slaying as "an act of pure evil." Cameron confirmed Haines' death in a statement after the…
An emotional Beyonce was in tears as she and husband Jay Z wrapped up their "On the Run" stadium tour Saturday night in Paris, where the duo said they got engaged years ago. The performers told the audience at Stade de France that Paris was also where their 2-year-old daughter, Blue Ivy, was…
A woman has criticized police in the Utah County city of Saratoga Springs over the fatal shooting of her 22-year-old son, saying she believes the outcome would have been different had he not been black. Susan Hunt of Saratoga Springs said her family wants answers about what happened leading up to…
North Korea's Supreme Court on Sunday sentenced a 24-year-old American man to six years of hard labor for entering the country illegally to commit espionage. At a trial that lasted about 90 minutes, the court said Matthew Miller, of Bakersfield, California, tore up his tourist visa at Pyongyang's…
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AdChoicesNorwich UniversitySponsoredMinnesota Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson's booking on a child abuse charge Saturday has created another crisis for the embattled NFL, already derided for not responding strongly enough to acts of domestic violence by its players. It also has touched off a national debate about the role…
Islamic State militants, who once relied on wealthy Persian Gulf donors for money, have become a self-sustaining financial juggernaut, earning more than $3 million a day from oil smuggling, human trafficking, theft and extortion, according to U.S. The Islamic State group has taken over large…
The president of the Oklahoma NAACP wants the U.S. Anthony Douglas requested the investigation in an Aug. 28 letter to Attorney General Eric Holder, The Oklahoman reported Saturday (http://bit.ly/1wjUneU ). Daniel Holtzclaw was arrested on Aug. 21 and accused of groping and raping several black…
Riverside police are investigating after a woman discovered a man's body in the trunk of her car outside Walmart Saturday.
A woman who lived in a squalid, vermin-infested home where the bodies of three infants were found was charged Friday with covering up the deaths, while neighbors said they wish they had acted themselves to call attention to the house with the foul smell and the shades that were always drawn. Erika…
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Cellphone video that shows a witness raising his hands in the air immediately after the fatal shooting of a black 18-year-old by a white police officer in Ferguson appears to support previous accounts and could bolster arguments that Michael Brown was surrendering when he was shot, legal experts…
Reeva Steenkamp's parents 'shocked' at Pistorius verdict Johannesburg (AFP) - The parents of Reeva Steenkamp, who was shot and killed by Oscar Pistorius, reacted on Friday with shock and disbelief at a judge's decision to acquit the star athlete of murder charges. Disappointed," June Steenkamp told…
Tulsa County District Judge William Kellough found Michelle Murphy innocent 20 years to the day after Murphy's 15-week-old son, Travis, was found nearly decapitated on the kitchen floor of her apartment, The Tulsa World reported (http://bit.ly/1xUJAMR ). The dismissal of the case came after…
Teen charged with murder, rape in girl's death PORT ORCHARD, Wash. (AP) — The teenager accused of sexually assaulting and killing a 6-year-old neighbor girl in Washington state was charged as an adult Friday with aggravated murder and aggravated rape. Gabriel Gaeta, 17, would face life in prison…
Philippine communities on Sunday prepared for flashfloods, landslides and possible storm surges as Typhoon Kalmaegi rushed towards the country, bearing powerful winds and heavy rains, authorities said. The typhoon, with maximum winds of 160 kilometres (100 miles) per hour, is expected to hit the…
White House makes it official: US "at war" with IS Washington (AFP) - The White House declared Friday the United States was at war with Islamic State radicals, seeking to rub out another semantic flap over its Syria policy. In a series of television interviews Secretary of State John Kerry had…
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Breadstick Block on Top of Pasta Pass Problems: Olive Garden's Very Bad Week Olive Garden can't catch a break. Hundreds of angry customers took to Twitter and the company's Facebook page to complain that the site took their credit card information without processing their order.