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Four Chinese ships entered waters around islands at the centre of a bitter dispute with Japan on Saturday with no sign of a compromise seen between Asia's two largest powers.
FLETCHER, N.C. (AP) — Tea party activists helped fuel Republicans' gains in the 2010 elections. But now they're criticizing Republican leaders seemingly at every turn.
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More than 30 people were injured after a Greyhound bus overturned on an Ohio interstate early Saturday, authorities said. The bus was heading northbound on I-75 in Butler County, Ohio when it overturned shortly after 4 a.m., Butler County Emergency Operation Center officials said in a news release.…
By Keith Coffman DENVER (Reuters) - More heavy rain is expected on Saturday in Colorado where rescue workers are battling to reach residents cut off by the worst floods in decades, which have killed at least four people and left 172 still unaccounted for. Search and rescue teams have used boats and…
Millions of uninsured Americans can start shopping on the health insurance marketplace when it opens Oct. 1, and for many of them, it will be the first time health insurance becomes a part of their monthly budgets.
ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) — Yoenis Cespedes gave Oakland an early lead with his bat. He prevented what could have been a huge collapse with his arm.
NEW YORK (AP) — Even though Pharrell is engaged in a battle with Marvin Gaye's estate over Robin Thicke's megahit "Blurred Lines," he wants to make one thing clear — he has incredible respect for the late soul legend.
It all started in 2007 with some stiffness in my neck. But then there were days when I could barely turn my neck, and I knew it wasn't just a stress-induced cramp.
SEASIDE PARK, N.J. (AP) — Hot spots could keep flaring up for days on a New Jersey shore boardwalk where a fire leveled four blocks and about 30 businesses just 10 months after the same area was devastated by Superstorm Sandy.
LYONS, Colo. (AP) — This is what Associated Press reporters on the scene Friday are learning about unfolding events:
Older people searching for jobs have long fought back stereotypes that they lack the speed, technology skills and dynamism of younger applicants. But as a wave of baby boomers seeks to stay on the job later in life, some employers are finding older workers are precisely what they need.
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STERLING HEIGHTS, Mich. (AP) — The big SUV rolls on.
WASHINGTON (AP) — A longtime aide to Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham Clinton has been identified as the link between Hillary Clinton's 2008 campaign and a person who admitted using more than $600,000 in off-the-books funds to help get out the vote in the Democratic primaries.
By Laura Zuckerman SALMON, Idaho (Reuters) - A U.S. judge has temporarily blocked a shipment of massive oil field equipment from traversing a scenic Idaho roadway that cuts through the homeland of the Nez Perce Tribe and runs alongside two federally protected rivers. U.S. District Court Judge B.…
A Craigslist post from a Brooklyn man fed up with his roommate’s obsessive commentary on Syria has been getting big laughs online. The poster says he’s renting out his room immediately, though the apartment comes with his roommate Mike, who just can’t shut up about...