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This edition was generated on Sun Sep 13 08:45:02 EDT 2015
DEAR ABBY: I was at my brother-in-law's house with my husband and our 4-year-old daughter. We were playing our weekly video game, and when my brother-in-law won a round, he shouted a racial epithet. I asked him not to use it in front of my little girl because if she repeats it at school, she could…
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WHITTIER, Calif. (AP) — Authorities have identified a man who was found dead on a school bus as a special needs student who regularly rode the bus to his home in Whittier.
Floyd Mayweather earned a unanimous decision over Andre Berto to claim his 49th and he says final victim in a glittering unbeaten ring career spanning two decades. All three judges ruled overwhelmingly in Mayweather's favor and afterwards the American welterweight world champion confirmed that he…
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The founder of a social networking service for nurses used a shotgun to kill his wife and three children before turning the gun on himself, police said Saturday after the release of autopsy reports.
Dr. James Carter breaks down a myth around sugar's effect on athletic performance with a rocket launch.
A passenger peed all over the other passengers on a flight to Portland, police say.
Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahri called on young Muslim men in the United States and other Western countries to carry out attacks inside there and urged greater unity between militants. It was not clear when the recording was made but references to former Taliban leader Mullah Mohamed Omar as being…
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Brittany Mugrauer, 24, was taken into custody Friday in Kansas City after deputy sheriffs discovered the children while searching the cave as part of investigation into a possible auto parts "chop shop," which moves stolen parts, the Jackson County prosecutor's office said. The barefoot children…
Drawn by its Communist past and a visa-free regime, Chinese tourists are flocking to Russia in droves as it develops new routes touting "red tourism". Nearly 410,000 Chinese came to Russia last year putting them on top of the list of foreign tourists, according to the federal tourism agency. "We…
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MADRID (AP) — A body found on a rural property in northwest Spain is most likely that of an American woman who went missing while walking along a pilgrimage route, Spanish officials said Saturday.
Chester County police are seeking the public's help in locating a missing elderly couple.
The bodies were found scattered throughout the large house in an upscale neighborhood in Minnetonka, Minnesota on Thursday afternoon.
Uber is a smartphone app that makes it easy to get outside and earn extra money this summer for giving people rides with your car.
Forty-three percent of Republicans would support a military coup.
BEIJING (AP) — Arrests made and details revealed about the Aug. 17 Bangkok bombing that killed 20 people have raised the question of whether members of an ethnic and religious minority from China's far west were involved. A primer on the Uighurs, the repression they face in China and their presence…
“Unrestrained fossil fuel burning means giving up many if not most of the major cities of the world. It means giving up Florida.”
Hollywood superstar Dwayne Johnson set a new Guinness World Records title, but what record did he smash? It’s not what you think!
A French father who stuffed his son into a washing machine and then surfed the internet as the toddler died was jailed for 30 years. Christophe Champenois, 36, rammed three-year-old Bastien into the device and switched it on, allegedly as punishment for misbehaviour. The child's 29-year-old mother,…
TORONTO (AP) — "Mike's Happy Movie" was the working title of Michael Moore's latest documentary, "Where to Invade Next," but few would consider its examination of American ills — from runaway college tuition to mass incarceration — the stuff of bubbly, feel-good delight.
Iran has discovered an unexpectedly high reserve of uranium and will soon begin extracting the radioactive element at a new mine, the head of Iran's Atomic Energy Organization said on Saturday. Any indication Iran could become more self-sufficient will be closely watched by world powers, which…
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A tape of the 911 call obtained by ABC News’ “20/20” reveals how Angelika Graswald, the woman accused of intentionally killing her fiancé while kayaking in the Hudson River, appeared to have reacted as he drowned. Graswald, 35, called 911 on April 19, saying that she and her fiancé Vincent Viafore,…