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NFL star Peterson charged with injuring child, dropped from Sunday's game By Jon Herskovitz and Eric M. Johnson (Reuters) - Minnesota Vikings' star running back Adrian Peterson was briefly detained in a Texas jail early on Saturday charged with injuring a child, according to the website of the…
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By Scott Malone BLACKSTONE Mass. (Reuters) - A 31-year-old Massachusetts woman found living with the bodies of three dead infants in a rodent-infested house in a quiet suburb may be suffering from mental illness, her court-appointed lawyer said on Friday. The woman, Erika Murray, did not speak…
Tulsa County District Judge William Kellough found Michelle Murphy innocent 20 years to the day after Murphy's 15-week-old son, Travis, was found nearly decapitated on the kitchen floor of her apartment, The Tulsa World reported (http://bit.ly/1xUJAMR ). The dismissal of the case came after…
The secretary of Iran's Supreme National Security Council accused the United States on Saturday of violating the sovereignty of nations on the "pretext of fighting terrorism" in Iraq and Syria. "On the pretext of fighting terrorism, the United States want to pursue their unilateral policies and…
Cellphone video that shows a witness raising his hands in the air immediately after the fatal shooting of a black 18-year-old by a white police officer in Ferguson appears to support previous accounts and could bolster arguments that Michael Brown was surrendering when he was shot, legal experts…
Teen charged with murder, rape in girl's death PORT ORCHARD, Wash. (AP) — The teenager accused of sexually assaulting and killing a 6-year-old neighbor girl in Washington state was charged as an adult Friday with aggravated murder and aggravated rape. Gabriel Gaeta, 17, would face life in prison…
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By Thomas Grove and Maria Tsvetkova MOSCOW 2014 (Reuters) - Late last month Yelena Tumanova was handed the body of her son in a coffin at her home in Russia's Western Volga region. Anton Tumanov was 20 and a soldier serving in the Russian army in the North Caucasus region of Chechnya. The documents…
A driver says George Zimmerman, the man acquitted of murdering Trayvon Martin, threatened to kill him, asking 'Do you know who I am?' during a road confrontation in their vehicles, a police spokeswoman said Friday. The driver, 35-year-old Matthew Apperson, told Lake Mary police officers that a…
The five children who authorities say were killed by their father loved to dress up as superheroes, play in the park and pool, and pose for the camera, always smiling. At their memorial in this rural Mississippi town Friday, about 100 people, some who didn't even know the Jones children, watched a…
An endearing gesture by former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to include an image of his wife Maria Shriver in his official portrait has been covered with a splotch of blue paint. Former Schwarzenegger aide Clay Russell said Friday that the official portrait of the two-term governor once featured a…
Two troopers were ambushed outside a state police barracks in northeastern Pennsylvania during a late-night shift change, leaving one dead and another injured, and authorities were searching Saturday for the suspect or suspects, state police said. One trooper was leaving the barracks in Pike…
By Dan Whitcomb LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A mountain lion that was shot out of a tree by California wildlife officers has been confirmed by DNA testing to be the same cat that attacked a 6-year-old boy earlier this week, state officials said on Friday. Samples of DNA taken from the 74-pound cougar…
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Police are investigating a homicide in San Jose this morning, according to San Jose police Sgt. Heather Randol.
Nicole Kidman's father dies in Singapore SINGAPORE (AP) — Actress Nicole Kidman's father, psychologist Tony Kidman, has died in Singapore, authorities said. Tan Tock Seng Hospital said Kidman was brought there Friday, but would not release any further details.
Reeva Steenkamp's parents 'shocked' at Pistorius verdict Johannesburg (AFP) - The parents of Reeva Steenkamp, who was shot and killed by Oscar Pistorius, reacted on Friday with shock and disbelief at a judge's decision to acquit the star athlete of murder charges. Disappointed," June Steenkamp told…
White House makes it official: US "at war" with IS Washington (AFP) - The White House declared Friday the United States was at war with Islamic State radicals, seeking to rub out another semantic flap over its Syria policy. In a series of television interviews Secretary of State John Kerry had…
Rep. Nancy Pelosi claims that Democrats are not “fear-mongers;” on the other hand, she believes civilization is doomed if Republicans take control of the Senate from Democrats in November. The former speaker of the House made those dramatic, incongruous statements on “Real Time with Bill Maher,”…
NFL's Adrian Peterson charged with child abuse AUSTIN Texas (Reuters) - Police were seeking to arrest Minnesota Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson on a charge of injury to a child, a Texas sheriff's office said on Friday, while Peterson's attorney said he used "a switch to spank his son."…
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By Terence McGinley MORRISTOWN N.J. (Reuters) - A New Jersey man who stabbed his ex-wife 84 times before placing a rubber pig mask over her face was sentenced on Friday to 50 years in prison for her murder. Anthony Novellino, 67, appeared in Morris County Superior Court in handcuffs and an orange…