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It all started in 2007 with some stiffness in my neck. But then there were days when I could barely turn my neck, and I knew it wasn't just a stress-induced cramp.
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On the second day of Arabic class, San Diego State University professor distributed a map that had omitted Israel and labeled the land mass where Israel is located as “Palestinian Territories.”
STERLING HEIGHTS, Mich. (AP) — The big SUV rolls on.
Even though Pharrell is engaged in a battle with Marvin Gaye's estate over Robin Thicke's megahit "Blurred Lines," he wants to make one thing clear — he has incredible respect for the late soul legend.
Never before has a human-built spacecraft traveled so far. NASA's Voyager 1 probe has left the solar system and is wandering the galaxy, US scientists said.
Seven heavily armed Taliban suicide attackers struck the US consulate in the Afghan city of Herat before dawn on Friday, setting off two car bombs and sparking a shootout with US forces.
Ga. teen convicted of killing baby in stroller sentenced to life in prison without parole
LAS VEGAS (AP) — If Richard Schaefer looked a bit nervous standing near his fighters on a massive stage this week at the MGM Grand, he had good reason.
Researchers in the United States claim to have established a convincing statistical link between gun ownership and homicide, according to a new study.
New England's defence forced four turnovers and sacked quarterback Geno Smith four times as the Patriots held on for a 13-10 victory over the New York Jets.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Gene Sperling, President Barack Obama's top economic adviser, plans to leave in January and will be replaced by Jeffrey Zients, who has twice served as White House acting budget director, a White House official said Friday.
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NEW YORK (AP) — NBC is seeking to reboot the "Today" show by adding Carson Daly, unveiling a new studio set that resembles a "hipster New York City apartment" and a sharper focus gleaned from studies of what viewers and lapsed viewers say they want.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — The lavish estate that was home to "King of Las Vegas" Wayne Newton is on the market for $70 million.
The California Legislature voted Thursday to allow driver's licenses for immigrants in the U.S. illegally.
LAKE FOREST, Ill. (AP) — For all the improvements over the years in golf, from fitness to technology to better coaching, golf still comes down to makes the most putts. That explains why Brandt Snedeker was thrilled with his 8-under 63 in the BMW Championship.
TORONTO (AP) — A former Canadian prime minister said Thursday the real story of how a former Canadian ambassador protected Americans during the 1979 Iran hostage crisis is a "better story" than Ben Affleck's Oscar-winning picture "Argo."