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The bodies were found scattered throughout the large house in an upscale neighborhood in Minnetonka, Minnesota on Thursday afternoon.
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A passenger peed all over the other passengers on a flight to Portland, police say.
“Unrestrained fossil fuel burning means giving up many if not most of the major cities of the world. It means giving up Florida.”
A tape of the 911 call obtained by ABC News’ “20/20” reveals how Angelika Graswald, the woman accused of intentionally killing her fiancé while kayaking in the Hudson River, appeared to have reacted as he drowned. Graswald, 35, called 911 on April 19, saying that she and her fiancé Vincent Viafore,…
Spanish police have found the body of U.S. tourist Denise Pikka Thiem, who went missing in April as she was walking the Camino de Santiago pilgrimage route in northwestern Spain. "Following months of intense investigations, our agents have found the body of Denise and detained the alleged…
BALTIMORE (AP) — Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake is abandoning her re-election bid, dogged by critics who questioned whether she was fit to lead a city still reeling from a black man's mysterious death from injuries received while in police custody.
A mortician's widow found out to her dismay that her late husband had been taking his work home with him after discovering bodies in their garage, local media reported Thursday. Police made the grisly discovery after the mortician's widow called for help on Wednesday night. Neighbors -- who saw…
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Allen Schauffler takes a look at what is being done in anticipation of an earthquake that can cause unprecedented damage
FOX LAKE, Ill. (AP) — New details are emerging more than week after the shooting death of a northern Illinois police officer sparked a manhunt for three suspects and a national outpouring of grief.
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A French father who stuffed his son into a washing machine and then surfed the internet as the toddler died was jailed for 30 years. Christophe Champenois, 36, rammed three-year-old Bastien into the device and switched it on, allegedly as punishment for misbehaviour. The child's 29-year-old mother,…
TULSA, Okla. (AP) — An Oklahoma woman charged with slashing the corpse of her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend during a funeral viewing has been ordered to stand trial, a Tulsa judge ruled Friday.
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An Italian-Chinese medical team plan to perform the world's first head transplant in China, one of the surgeons said Friday, amid concerns over medical ethics in the country. Ren Xiaoping, who along with Italian surgeon Sergio Canavero, hope to attempt the procedure within two years, but only if…
NEW YORK (AP) — Donald Trump clarified, sort of, a long-standing question about his personality during an appearance on Friday's "Tonight Show."
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Police were investigating the death of a male special-needs student found unresponsive on a school bus in Whittier on Friday afternoon. This video aired on the KTLA 5 News at 6 on Friday, Sept. 11, 2015.
The torture of an Idaho family's pet pony, which had to be euthanized to end its suffering, prompted animal advocates to offer a reward of about $30,000 on Friday for information leading to an arrest and conviction. Public outcry has mounted since authorities in the southern Idaho farming community…
Just ahead of the fourteenth anniversary of al Qaeda's 9/11 attacks on the U.S., the leader of the terrorist group took aim in an angry speech at a mortal enemy -- but not American “crusaders” this time. Ayman al-Zawahiri, the Egyptian doctor who replaced Osama bin Laden as the head of al Qaeda…
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A new laser weapon that can burn up targets in just a few seconds recently melted and destroyed a test drone flying over California. Known as the Compact Laser Weapons System, the futuristic, drone-shooting weapon is a smaller, more versatile version of the High Energy Laser Mobile Demonstrator…