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The fourth recently identified hijacked plane appeared to be on a heading for Washington, and there was no time to arm the base’s fighter aircraft before Penney and her commanding officer took off to intercept the rogue Boeing 757 passenger plane. Penney, the first female F-16 pilot of the D.C. Air…
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The bodies of three infants were found Thursday in a filthy house where four other children were removed by authorities last month, a Massachusetts prosecutor said. Erika Murray, 31, would be arraigned Friday on charges that also include intimidation of a witness, prosecutors said. Detectives…
Arabs back anti-IS move as Syria warns on 'attacks' Jeddah (Saudi Arabia) (AFP) - Arab nations rallied behind US President Barack Obama's call to expand operations against jihadists in Iraq and Syria, as Damascus warned it would consider any action on its territory as an attack. Ten states,…
An unresolved question in the controversial shooting death of Michael Brown is whether or not the unarmed teen may have charged at Ferguson officer Darren Wilson, giving the policeman reasonable fear to fire a barrage of fatal shots. The witness is one of two contractors who were working nearby on…
Music blared from the purple bus, and Baltimore Ravens fan Racquel Bailey stood with drink in hand amid her usual tailgate buddies while making a bold fashion statement: a black, rhinestone-decorated jersey with the white No. 27. "There's two sides to every story," said the 23-year-old waitress…
A teenager convicted of killing three students at an Ohio high school scrambled over a fence to escape a state prison with two other prisoners and was captured nearly six hours later hiding by a church early Friday, authorities said. T.J. Lane, 19, was caught only about 100 yards from the prison by…
It didn't start out as the best of weeks for Floyd Mayweather Jr. Rapper 50 Cent was openly mocking him online for not being able to read simple sentences, offering Mayweather $750,000 to read a page from a Harry Potter book. Apologies aren't usually offered during fight week, but Mayweather was…
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By Thomas Grove and Maria Tsvetkova MOSCOW 2014 (Reuters) - Late last month Yelena Tumanova was handed the body of her son in a coffin at her home in Russia's Western Volga region. Anton Tumanov was 20 and a soldier serving in the Russian army in the North Caucasus region of Chechnya. The documents…
How the world responded to Obama's Islamic State speech From Tehran to Berlin, commentators are chewing over President Barack Obama’s speech last night on fighting the self-named Islamic State (IS). Mr. Obama’s speech wasn’t top news in many outlets, and more reactions will likely follow.
Ohio High School Shooter Captured After Prison EscapeT.J. Lane is serving three life sentences for the shooting deaths of three students at Chardon High School. Breaking news this morning involving committed high school shooter who escaped from an Ohio
Here's What Congress Tweeted While Obama Was Asking for Their Support Against ISIS As President Obama addressed the American people tonight on the administration's plans to "degrade and ultimately destroy" ISIS, he repeatedly mentioned that he wants Congress's support for his plans. On Twitter,…
Picture the fearsome creatures of "Jurassic Park" crossed with the shark from "Jaws." Then super-size to the biggest predator ever to roam Earth. The beast, called Spinosaurus aegyptiacus, was already known to scientists from a long-ago fossil discovery, but most of those bones were destroyed in…
During his trial, Oscar Pistorius sometimes retched and sobbed. The double-amputee Olympian sobbed again on Thursday, this time in apparent relief as a judge said the evidence did not support a murder conviction for killing girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. The judge could still convict Pistorius of a…
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A 64-year-old woman who spent more than 30 years in prison for a Nevada killing she says she didn't commit was released on Thursday, three days after a judge granted her another trial in light of new DNA evidence. Cathy Woods downed a cheeseburger at Archie's, a 24-hour diner near the University of…
An intensive manhunt was underway in western Ohio early Friday for the teen convicted of killing three students at a suburban Cleveland high school after his escape from prison. Nineteen-year-old T.J. Lane escaped around 7:40 p.m. with two other inmates from Allen Oakwood Correctional Institution…
By Erik Kirschbaum SZCZECIN Poland (Reuters) - There are no boots on the ground at NATO's only headquarters behind the former Iron Curtain -- just some top brass sitting at desks with maps on the walls. In fact, the alliance's lonely outpost at Szczecin in western Poland has created such a tiny…
An elephant died recently of natural causes in the Ewaso Ng'iro in the Samburu National Reserve in Kenya. The Kenya Wildlife Service came to remove the bull’s tusks to keep poachers from taking them. “A dead elephant is a potentially huge meal for lions, and we knew they would come,” according to a…
By Barbara Liston ORLANDO Fla. (Reuters) - A young Florida mother was charged in connection with the Sept. 3 drowning death of her toddler, who had been hospitalized for a near-drowning several weeks earlier, a prosecutor said on Thursday. Stephanie Howell, 22, of DeFuniak Springs in the Panhandle,…
This is how the greatest American story began.
Their little bodies shrouded in plastic bags, the five children of Timothy Ray Jones Jr. had been dead for days by the time he led investigators to the spot where they had been dumped among dead trees and scrub brush. The children's journey to that isolated hilltop in central Alabama covered…