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This edition was generated on Mon Sep 12 08:45:01 EDT 2011

General News Update

DNC ad campaign to promote Obama jobs plan AP - 25 mins ago
The Democratic National Committee is launching an ad campaign in politically key states to try and rally the public behind President Barack Obama's new jobs plan and pressure a divided Congress to act. More »DNC ad campaign to promote Obama jobs plan
The Democratic National Committee is launching an ad campaign in politically key states to try and rally the public behind President Barack Obama's new jobs plan and pressure a divided Congress to act.
1 dead in explosion at French nuclear plant AP - 11 mins ago
The French nuclear safety body says one person died and another was seriously injured Monday in an explosion at the Marcoule nuclear site in southern France. More »1 dead in explosion at French nuclear plant
The French nuclear safety body says one person died and another was seriously injured Monday in an explosion at the Marcoule nuclear site in southern France.
Only player to survive Russian plane crash dies AP - 1 hr 31 mins ago
The only member of a top Russian hockey team to survive a plane crash that killed 44 people died Monday of his injuries in a Moscow hospital. More »Only player to survive Russian plane crash dies
The only member of a top Russian hockey team to survive a plane crash that killed 44 people died Monday of his injuries in a Moscow hospital.
NYC mayor: Victim in political operative's trial? AP - 5 hrs ago
It's a case of political intrigue that puts New York's billionaire mayor in the unlikely role of victim, froze a political party's bank account and splashed light on the inner workings of a $109 million mayoral campaign. More »NYC mayor: Victim in political operative's trial?
It's a case of political intrigue that puts New York's billionaire mayor in the unlikely role of victim, froze a political party's bank account and splashed light on the inner workings of a $109 million mayoral campaign.
Study warns US must develop cyber intelligence AP - 5 hrs ago
A new study warns that the U.S. must develop cyber intelligence as a new and better coordinated government discipline that can predict computer-related threats and deter them. More »Study warns US must develop cyber intelligence
A new study warns that the U.S. must develop cyber intelligence as a new and better coordinated government discipline that can predict computer-related threats and deter them.
SpongeBob in hot water from study of 4-year-olds AP - 1 hr 5 mins ago
The cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants is in hot water from a study suggesting that watching just nine minutes of that program can cause short-term attention and learning problems in 4-year-olds.
Stosur stuns Williams 6-2, 6-3 in US Open final AP - 1 hr 52 mins ago
Feeling wronged again at the U.S. Open, Serena Williams couldn't let it go.
At least 2,600 killed in Syria protests: U.N. Reuters - 1 hr 46 mins ago
GENEVA (Reuters) - At least 2,600 people have been killed in Syria since pro-democracy protests broke out in March and President Bashar al-Assad sent in troops to crush the unrest, the United Nations said on Monday.
UK to push through bank reforms Reuters - 4 hrs ago
LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's banks face some of the world's toughest regulations under reforms outlined on Monday, which require them to insulate their retail lending activities and store up billions in extra capital at a cost of up to 7 billion pounds ($11 billion).
Broadcom to buy NetLogic for $3.7 billion Reuters - 48 mins ago
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Wireless chipmaker Broadcom Corp agreed to buy NetLogic Microsystems Inc for about $3.7 billion to extend its range of chipmaking technology for more advanced networks.
Romney, Perry's growing rivalry in debate spotlight Reuters - 6 hrs ago
TAMPA, Florida (Reuters) - The budding rivalry of Republican presidential contenders Rick Perry and Mitt Romney takes the spotlight on Monday when the party's White House hopefuls meet in Florida for their second debate in less than a week.
Greek default jitters hammer French banks, euro Reuters - 44 mins ago
PARIS (Reuters) - Growing fears of a Greek default sent a hurricane through heavily exposed French banks on Monday and hit the euro as investor confidence in the European currency area's ability to surmount a sovereign debt crisis ebbed.
U.N. nuclear chief says more concerned about Iran Reuters - 20 mins ago
VIENNA (Reuters) - The head of the U.N.'s atomic watchdog said he was increasingly concerned on Monday about possible activity in Iran to develop a nuclear missile and accused Tehran of failing to cooperate fully with his inspectors.
Pro-Gaddafi forces kill 15 at Libya oil refinery Reuters - 1 hr 11 mins ago
RAS LANUF, Libya (Reuters) - Muammar Gaddafi loyalists attacked an oil refinery on Monday, killing 15 guards, in an apparent attempt to disrupt a drive by Libya's new rulers to seize the ousted leader's last bastions and revive the oil-based economy.
JPMorgan CEO says bank rules "anti-American": report Reuters - 2 hrs 37 mins ago
LONDON (Reuters) - The United States should consider pulling out of the Basel group of global regulators, Jamie Dimon, chief executive of JPMorgan Chase, said in an interview with the Financial Times.
Explosion at French nuclear site kills one, no leak Reuters - 17 mins ago
MARSEILLE, France (Reuters) - A furnace exploded at the Marcoule nuclear waste treatment site in southern France on Monday, killing one person, but there was no leak of radioactive material outside the furnace, France's ASN nuclear safety watchdog said.
Bartz resigns from Yahoo board Reuters - 16 hrs ago
(Editor's note: Language in last paragraph may be offensive to some readers)

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Oklahoma is No. 1 in AP poll for 100th time AP - 17 hrs ago
For the 100th time, Oklahoma is No. 1. More »Oklahoma is No. 1 in AP poll for 100th time
For the 100th time, Oklahoma is No. 1.
Texans rout Manning-less Colts 34-7 in opener AP - 4 hrs ago
The Houston Texans could finally be for real. The Indianapolis Colts could be in real trouble without Peyton Manning. More »Texans rout Manning-less Colts 34-7 in opener
The Houston Texans could finally be for real. The Indianapolis Colts could be in real trouble without Peyton Manning.
Mets denied right to wear special caps AP - 11 hrs ago
Major League Baseball denied the New York Mets' request to wear baseball caps Sunday night honoring New York emergency service departments for their game against the … More »Mets denied right to wear special caps
Major League Baseball denied the New York Mets' request to wear baseball caps Sunday night honoring New York emergency service departments for their game against the Chicago Cubs on the 10th anniversary of the 2001 terrorist attacks.
Snippy Serena under investigation over U.S. Open outburst Reuters - 11 hrs ago
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Serena Williams is under investigation by U.S. Open tournament officials for the ugly outburst she directed at the chair umpire during her loss to … More »Snippy Serena under investigation over U.S. Open outburst
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Serena Williams is under investigation by U.S. Open tournament officials for the ugly outburst she directed at the chair umpire during her loss to Australian Sam Stosur in the final on Sunday.
Serena runs away from Wozniacki at U.S. Open AP - Sun, Sep 11, 2011
This one didn't come down to a foot fault, a referee's call or anything else that could've made Serena Williams mad. More »Serena runs away from Wozniacki at U.S. Open
This one didn't come down to a foot fault, a referee's call or anything else that could've made Serena Williams mad.
Michigan beats Notre Dame 35-31 on late TD AP - Sun, Sep 11, 2011
Denard Robinson stunned Notre Dame in the final minute again, capping a heart-pounding, pom-pom pumping night under the lights at the Big House. More »Michigan beats Notre Dame 35-31 on late TD
Denard Robinson stunned Notre Dame in the final minute again, capping a heart-pounding, pom-pom pumping night under the lights at the Big House.
Bush praises Sept. 11 heroes ahead of NFL openers AP - 19 hrs ago
Former President George W. Bush has praised the rescue workers of Sept. 11 in recorded remarks played before NFL season openers. More »Bush praises Sept. 11 heroes ahead of NFL openers
Former President George W. Bush has praised the rescue workers of Sept. 11 in recorded remarks played before NFL season openers.
Grossman leads Redskins to 28-14 win over Giants AP - 12 hrs ago
Rex Grossman celebrated what he thought was his first touchdown pass by leapfrogging receiver Anthony Armstrong. Oops. Not quite. Turns out Armstrong was down at the … More »Grossman leads Redskins to 28-14 win over Giants
Rex Grossman celebrated what he thought was his first touchdown pass by leapfrogging receiver Anthony Armstrong. Oops. Not quite. Turns out Armstrong was down at the 1.
Djokovic, Nadal headed to final at US Open AP - Sun, Sep 11, 2011
Facing two match points against a beloved player whose name is already in the history books, Novak Djokovic clenched his jaw, nodded his head and flashed an ever-so-slight … More »Djokovic, Nadal headed to final at US Open
Facing two match points against a beloved player whose name is already in the history books, Novak Djokovic clenched his jaw, nodded his head and flashed an ever-so-slight glimpse of a smile.
Stosur ends Aussie drought with U.S. Open title Reuters - 13 hrs ago
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Sam Stosur became the first Australian woman in 38 years to win the U.S. Open when she upset American Serena Williams 6-2 6-3 on Sunday in an ill-tempered … More »Stosur ends Aussie drought with U.S. Open title
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Sam Stosur became the first Australian woman in 38 years to win the U.S. Open when she upset American Serena Williams 6-2 6-3 on Sunday in an ill-tempered final.
Heartbreak in Russia as thousands mourn victims AP - Sat, Sep 10, 2011
They came by the tens of thousands to mourn, from world leaders to ice hockey stars to ordinary Russians, with flowers and tears and aching hearts. More »Heartbreak in Russia as thousands mourn victims
They came by the tens of thousands to mourn, from world leaders to ice hockey stars to ordinary Russians, with flowers and tears and aching hearts.
Folk's FG leads Jets to 27-24 win over Cowboys AP - 8 hrs ago
Rex Ryan wanted this one badly for the New York area — and his Jets delivered. More »Folk's FG leads Jets to 27-24 win over Cowboys
Rex Ryan wanted this one badly for the New York area — and his Jets delivered.
In tornado aftermath, football helps heal Joplin AP - Sat, Sep 10, 2011
There's a scar through the middle of Joplin, a mile wide and six miles long. All that's left are a few twisted tree stumps, chunks of chewed up pavement and the tattered … More »In tornado aftermath, football helps heal Joplin
There's a scar through the middle of Joplin, a mile wide and six miles long. All that's left are a few twisted tree stumps, chunks of chewed up pavement and the tattered remains of homes and businesses.
Djokovic comes back to beat Federer at US Open AP - Sat, Sep 10, 2011
Facing two match points against a beloved player whose name is already in the history books, Novak Djokovic clenched his jaw and flashed an ever-so-slight glimpse of … More »Djokovic comes back to beat Federer at US Open
Facing two match points against a beloved player whose name is already in the history books, Novak Djokovic clenched his jaw and flashed an ever-so-slight glimpse of a smile.
Bengals want to show they're not the dregs AP - Sat, Sep 10, 2011
They know what fans think of them, and it's not very much. There's talk of an 0-16 season in Cincinnati, another year of setting new franchise lows with the same owner … More »Bengals want to show they're not the dregs
They know what fans think of them, and it's not very much. There's talk of an 0-16 season in Cincinnati, another year of setting new franchise lows with the same owner and coach presiding over a new cast of players.
Harvick wins Richmond, now tops Chase standings AP - Sun, Sep 11, 2011
Tension was high even before the final race to set the Chase for the Sprint Cup championship field. More »Harvick wins Richmond, now tops Chase standings
Tension was high even before the final race to set the Chase for the Sprint Cup championship field.
US runner wins world triathlon for ill friend AP - 18 hrs ago
Lukas Verzbicas kept his promise. More »US runner wins world triathlon for ill friend
Lukas Verzbicas kept his promise.
Vikings lock Adrian Peterson into long-term deal AP - Sat, Sep 10, 2011
Adrian Peterson thinks he's the best running back in the game. More »Vikings lock Adrian Peterson into long-term deal
Adrian Peterson thinks he's the best running back in the game.
Gophers coach Kill has seizure, leaves game AP - Sat, Sep 10, 2011
Minnesota head coach Jerry Kill is listed in stable condition at a local hospital after suffering a seizure late in the game against New Mexico State. It's the third … More »Gophers coach Kill has seizure, leaves game
Minnesota head coach Jerry Kill is listed in stable condition at a local hospital after suffering a seizure late in the game against New Mexico State. It's the third time in his coaching career that Kill has had a seizure on game day.
Rams lose RB Jackson, QB Bradford to injury AP - 11 hrs ago
St. Louis running back Steven Jackson hurt his right leg Sunday while running virtually untouched on a 47-yard touchdown run on the Rams' first offensive play of the … More »Rams lose RB Jackson, QB Bradford to injury
St. Louis running back Steven Jackson hurt his right leg Sunday while running virtually untouched on a 47-yard touchdown run on the Rams' first offensive play of the season.
Ravens breeze past Steelers 35-7 AP - 15 hrs ago
The Baltimore Ravens had just beaten their bitter rivals in record-breaking fashion, and some of the players felt inclined to put some perspective on their 35-7 manhandling … More »Ravens breeze past Steelers 35-7
The Baltimore Ravens had just beaten their bitter rivals in record-breaking fashion, and some of the players felt inclined to put some perspective on their 35-7 manhandling of the defending AFC champion Pittsburgh Steelers.
Bengals lose QB Dalton with wrist injury AP - 17 hrs ago
Cincinnati Bengals rookie quarterback Andy Dalton has left his first NFL game with an injured right wrist. More »Bengals lose QB Dalton with wrist injury
Cincinnati Bengals rookie quarterback Andy Dalton has left his first NFL game with an injured right wrist.
Serena loses cool in U.S. Open finals loss to Stosur Reuters - 11 hrs ago
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Serena Williams failed to put a storybook finish on her injury comeback and instead decided on Sunday to once again turn center court at the U.S. … More »Serena loses cool in U.S. Open finals loss to Stosur
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Serena Williams failed to put a storybook finish on her injury comeback and instead decided on Sunday to once again turn center court at the U.S. Open into a vulgar outlet for her frustrations.
Carl Lewis aims again at spot on NJ Senate ballot AP - 2 hrs 52 mins ago
Olympic superstar Carl Lewis may be down to his last chance to get back on the ballot in New Jersey for November's state Senate election. More »Carl Lewis aims again at spot on NJ Senate ballot
Olympic superstar Carl Lewis may be down to his last chance to get back on the ballot in New Jersey for November's state Senate election.
NFL season opens with Sept. 11 tributes AP - 4 hrs ago
On a red-white-and-blue day of remembrance and reflection, Sgt. John Flynn of the New York Police Department took advantage of free tickets to bring his wife and two … More »NFL season opens with Sept. 11 tributes
On a red-white-and-blue day of remembrance and reflection, Sgt. John Flynn of the New York Police Department took advantage of free tickets to bring his wife and two young children to watch the Mets host the Chicago Cubs.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

UK to push through bank reforms Reuters - 4 hrs ago
LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's banks face some of the world's toughest regulations under reforms outlined on Monday, which require them to insulate their retail lending … More »UK to push through bank reforms
LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's banks face some of the world's toughest regulations under reforms outlined on Monday, which require them to insulate their retail lending activities and store up billions in extra capital at a cost of up to 7 billion pounds ($11 billion).
Bartz resigns from Yahoo board Reuters - 16 hrs ago
(Editor's note: Language in last paragraph may be offensive to some readers) More »Bartz resigns from Yahoo board
(Editor's note: Language in last paragraph may be offensive to some readers)
Bove sees no threat of Europe default on U.S. banks Reuters - 51 mins ago
(Reuters) - Rochdale Securities' analyst Richard Bove said fears of a possible impact of a European debt crisis on U.S. banks were overblown, with only Citigroup and … More »Bove sees no threat of Europe default on U.S. banks
(Reuters) - Rochdale Securities' analyst Richard Bove said fears of a possible impact of a European debt crisis on U.S. banks were overblown, with only Citigroup and JP Morgan Chase having a significant exposure to the crisis.
HSBC launches sale of non-life insurance business: sources Reuters - 1 hr 48 mins ago
HONG KONG (Reuters) - HSBC Holdings Plc has launched the sale of its non-life insurance business, sources told Reuters on Monday, a global division worth about $1 billion … More »HSBC launches sale of non-life insurance business: sources
HONG KONG (Reuters) - HSBC Holdings Plc has launched the sale of its non-life insurance business, sources told Reuters on Monday, a global division worth about $1 billion and now part of the bank's plan to strip away non-core units.
Swatch Group ends partnership with Tiffany Reuters - 1 hr 23 mins ago
ZURICH (Reuters) - Swatch Group said it terminated its alliance with Tiffany & Co. , blaming the U.S. jeweler for blocking the development of their watch joint venture … More »Swatch Group ends partnership with Tiffany
ZURICH (Reuters) - Swatch Group said it terminated its alliance with Tiffany & Co. , blaming the U.S. jeweler for blocking the development of their watch joint venture and relaunching speculation that Tiffany could become a takeover target.
Euro zone debt fears send world stocks reeling Reuters - 37 mins ago
LONDON (Reuters) - World shares tumbled 2 percent on Monday with European equities down 3 percent for a more than 20 percent loss this year as investors worried Greece … More »Euro zone debt fears send world stocks reeling
LONDON (Reuters) - World shares tumbled 2 percent on Monday with European equities down 3 percent for a more than 20 percent loss this year as investors worried Greece was edging closer to default.
McGraw-Hill to split into two listed companies Reuters - 9 mins ago
(Reuters) - McGraw-Hill Companies Inc said on Monday it would separate into two public companies, one focused on global markets and the other on education, pleasing investors … More »McGraw-Hill to split into two listed companies
(Reuters) - McGraw-Hill Companies Inc said on Monday it would separate into two public companies, one focused on global markets and the other on education, pleasing investors who had been pushing the company to split its businesses.
Europe's debt crisis drags down US stock futures AP - 33 mins ago
U.S. stock futures are falling on worries that Europe's debt crisis will drag down global markets. More »Europe's debt crisis drags down US stock futures
U.S. stock futures are falling on worries that Europe's debt crisis will drag down global markets.
McGraw-Hill sets plan to split into 2 companies AP - 31 mins ago
McGraw-Hill Cos. will split up into two public companies with one focused on education and the other centered on markets, featuring the Standard & Poor's unit. More »McGraw-Hill sets plan to split into 2 companies
McGraw-Hill Cos. will split up into two public companies with one focused on education and the other centered on markets, featuring the Standard & Poor's unit.
IBM putting Watson to work in health insurance AP - 25 mins ago
Enough with the fun and games. Watson is going to work. More »IBM putting Watson to work in health insurance
Enough with the fun and games. Watson is going to work.
Banks bear brunt of Greek default fears AP - 1 hr 40 mins ago
Mounting fears over the possibility of a Greek debt default and signs of division within Europe's policymaking circles over how to deal with the crippling crisis combined … More »Banks bear brunt of Greek default fears
Mounting fears over the possibility of a Greek debt default and signs of division within Europe's policymaking circles over how to deal with the crippling crisis combined Monday to send bank stocks sharply lower.
OPEC cuts oil demand forecast on growth concerns AP - 1 hr 50 mins ago
OPEC sharply revised down its forecast for world oil demand for this year and expected consumption would remain weak in 2012, citing on Monday waning economic growth … More »OPEC cuts oil demand forecast on growth concerns
OPEC sharply revised down its forecast for world oil demand for this year and expected consumption would remain weak in 2012, citing on Monday waning economic growth in key industrialized nations and a weak U.S. driving season.
Swatch terminates partnership with Tiffany & Co AP - 21 mins ago
Swiss watchmaker Swatch Group says it is terminating its partnership with U.S. luxury jeweler Tiffany & Co. More »Swatch terminates partnership with Tiffany & Co
Swiss watchmaker Swatch Group says it is terminating its partnership with U.S. luxury jeweler Tiffany & Co.
Suzuki cuts ties with Volkswagen AP - 21 mins ago
Suzuki Motor Corp. said Monday it will abort its alliance with Volkswagen AG following a nearly two-year marriage that never worked. Even at what appeared to be the end … More »Suzuki cuts ties with Volkswagen
Suzuki Motor Corp. said Monday it will abort its alliance with Volkswagen AG following a nearly two-year marriage that never worked. Even at what appeared to be the end of the union, the two companies seemed unable to agree as Volkswagen said it wanted the cooperation to continue.
Broadcom to acquire NetLogic for about $3.7B AP - 54 mins ago
Broadcom has agreed to acquire NetLogic Microsystems Inc. for what the chip maker says is about $3.7 billion in cash. More »Broadcom to acquire NetLogic for about $3.7B
Broadcom has agreed to acquire NetLogic Microsystems Inc. for what the chip maker says is about $3.7 billion in cash.
UK proposal to split retail, investment banking AP - 3 hrs ago
Major British banks should ring fence investment banking operations from mainstream activities by 2019 to reduce the risks of taxpayers having to bear the cost of any … More »UK proposal to split retail, investment banking
Major British banks should ring fence investment banking operations from mainstream activities by 2019 to reduce the risks of taxpayers having to bear the cost of any future bailouts, a government-appointed commission recommended on Monday.
Colfax to buy Charter Intl in $2.4 B deal AP - 18 mins ago
Pump and valve maker Colfax Corp. said Monday it will buy Charter International PLC, which owns two engineering businesses, in a cash-and-stock deal valued at $2.4 b … More »Colfax to buy Charter Intl in $2.4 B deal
Pump and valve maker Colfax Corp. said Monday it will buy Charter International PLC, which owns two engineering businesses, in a cash-and-stock deal valued at $2.4 billion.
McGraw-Hill to split into two listed companies Reuters - 9 mins ago
(Reuters) - McGraw-Hill Companies Inc said on Monday it would separate into two public companies, one focused on global markets and the other on education, pleasing investors … More »McGraw-Hill to split into two listed companies
(Reuters) - McGraw-Hill Companies Inc said on Monday it would separate into two public companies, one focused on global markets and the other on education, pleasing investors who had been pushing the company to split its businesses.
1 dead in explosion at French nuclear plant AP - 12 mins ago
The French nuclear safety body says one person died and another was seriously injured Monday in an explosion at the Marcoule nuclear site in southern France. More »1 dead in explosion at French nuclear plant
The French nuclear safety body says one person died and another was seriously injured Monday in an explosion at the Marcoule nuclear site in southern France.
Colfax to buy Charter Intl in $2.4 B deal AP - 18 mins ago
Pump and valve maker Colfax Corp. said Monday it will buy Charter International PLC, which owns two engineering businesses, in a cash-and-stock deal valued at $2.4 b … More »Colfax to buy Charter Intl in $2.4 B deal
Pump and valve maker Colfax Corp. said Monday it will buy Charter International PLC, which owns two engineering businesses, in a cash-and-stock deal valued at $2.4 billion.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 12, 2011

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.: Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)
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There are more fools in the world than there are people.: Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)
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Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.: Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966), "Unkempt Thoughts"
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The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.: H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

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