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HOUSTON - As a gigantic Hurricane Ike steamed through the Gulf of Mexico toward the Texas coast, officials in America's fourth-largest city made a bold decision: Instead of fleeing, most residents here would stare down the storm.
WASHINGTON - Newly released grand jury transcripts add strong evidence to the argument that the conviction and execution of Ethel Rosenberg in the Cold War's biggest espionage case were based on perjured testimony.
NEW YORK - In a disaster such as an earthquake or terrorist attack, nearly two-thirds of U.S. parents would disregard orders to evacuate and would rush to pick up their kids from school, according to a new survey.
WASHINGTON - Two months after the White House called a highway trust fund rescue plan a "gimmick" and threatened a presidential veto, President Bush is expected to sign legislation infusing $8 billion into the financially teetering fund that supports road and bridge projects around the country.
LA PAZ, Bolivia - Violent clashes over this fractured nation's political future have claimed eight lives and unleashed a diplomatic crisis, with Bolivia and the U.S. expelling each other's ambassadors.
ARTHUR, N.D. - As recently as three years ago, many elderly residents in this part of southeastern North Dakota were forced to order their medications by mail.
GALVESTON, Texas (Reuters) - Hundreds of thousands of people fled coastal areas in the path of Hurricane Ike on Friday as the storm gathered strength on a collision course with the Texas Gulf Coast, threatening to swamp populous areas around Houston under a massive wave of water.
LONDON (Reuters) - Expectations that a deal will emerge to save Lehman Brothers mounted on Friday after its plunging share price prompted intensive talks with U.S. officials about rescue options.
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russian President Dmitry Medvedev said on Friday that even if Georgia were put on a firm path to NATO membership, he would not hesitate to attack it again if provoked.
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Fourteen people were killed in the northwestern Pakistani region of North Waziristan on Friday in a missile attack by a pilotless U.S. aircraft on suspected militants near the Afghan border, security officials said.
CARACAS (Reuters) - Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez has thrust the OPEC nation into its worst diplomatic crisis for years by expelling the U.S. ambassador in a growing feud between Washington and Latin America's leftist leaders.
SOCHI, Russia (Reuters) - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin warned the West on Thursday against starting an arms race in Europe by stationing a U.S. missile defense shield near Russia's borders and said there was no basis for a new Cold War.
KABUL (Reuters) - Taliban insurgents ambushed a U.S. security firm convoy in southwestern Afghanistan on Friday, killing four guards and four civilians, a provincial official said, the second attack on the firm in as many days.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The House of Representatives could vote next week on energy legislation that would open nearly all of the U.S. coastline to offshore drilling while repealing some tax breaks for oil companies, Democratic leaders said on Thursday.
PIETERMARITZBURG, South Africa (AFP) - A South African court on Friday threw out a corruption case against ruling ANC party chief Jacob Zuma, who is at the forefront in the race to become the country's president.
BANGKOK, Sept 12, 2008 (AFP) - Samak Sundaravej has decided to end his bid to become Thailand's prime minister, his personal secretary said Friday, after a revolt within the ruling party shot down his re-election in parliament.
HOUSTON, Texas (AFP) - Massive Hurricane Ike bore down on Houston, Texas on Friday, forcing hundreds of thousands to flee and sparking a dire warning that those remaining in low-lying areas "face certain death."
HARARE (AFP) - Zimbabweans on Friday awaited details of a power-sharing deal to end a political crisis after tortuous talks centred on how much authority veteran leader Robert Mugabe would cede to the opposition.
TBILISI (AFP) - Russian troops still held positions deep in Georgia on Friday, one month after a truce brought a supposed end to the conflict and with Moscow ratcheting up its war of words with the West.
MILAN (AFP) - Italian investors pulled out of talks to rescue the national airline Alitalia on Friday, saying unions refused to face up to the "dramatic" crisis in the company and the need for cutbacks.
FRANKFURT (AFP) - Deutsche Bank struck a deal Friday to buy a stake in Germany's largest retail bank Postbank for 2.79 billion euros (3.93 billion dollars) in the country's latest major banking deal.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - If you live in Miami, consider yourself among the most attractive people in the United States.
NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - Taller people are happier on average than shorter people, with each extra inch in height giving as much satisfaction as a four percent increase in income, according to a U.S. study.
ATHENS (Reuters) - Archaeologists have unearthed gold jewellery, weapons and pottery at an ancient burial site near Pella in northern Greece, the birthplace of Alexander the Great, the culture ministry said on Thursday.
LONDON (Reuters Life!) - New Yorkers are neurotic and stressed-out, North Dakotans are affable while Kentuckians are among the least intellectual Americans, according to a study by British academics released on Thursday.
LOS ANGELES (Reuters Life!) - She's been named as the highest-paid TV celebrity and one of the world's most powerful women, but American talk-show host Oprah Winfrey is also a big giver, topping a list of the 30 most generous celebrities for the second year running.
ANAHEIM, Calif. - Francisco Rodriguez got the final three outs for his 57th save to tie Bobby Thigpen's major league record, and the Los Angeles Angels beat the Seattle Mariners 7-4 on Thursday night.
WASHINGTON - Government data show wholesale inflation plunged in August by the largest amount in nearly two years, reflecting a steep drop in gasoline and other energy products.