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Some Patriots fans walked into an out-of-town sports bar ... then turned around and walked out.
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FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (AP) — Not much new in the NFL season opener.
A Hungarian camerawoman who caused global outrage after being caught on film tripping and kicking refugees as they fled police apologised Friday and said that she has received death threats. Right-wing Prime Minister Viktor Orban's government has also introduced tough new legislation making it a…
By Mark Hosenball and Tim Reid WASHINGTON/LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - In early June, in cities across America, U.S. immigration agents arrested more than two dozen Chinese nationals with unfulfilled deportation orders, telling them that after years of delay, China was finally taking steps to provide…
Officer placed on desk duty after mistaking Blake for a suspect.
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Man sends 40 text messages over year in hopes of getting sunglasses back.
MOREHEAD, Ky. (AP) — Kim Tabor hates to answer the phone these days, because so often the caller starts screaming.
Just ahead of the fourteenth anniversary of al Qaeda's 9/11 attacks on the U.S., the leader of the terrorist group took aim in an angry speech at a mortal enemy -- but not American “crusaders” this time. Ayman al-Zawahiri, the Egyptian doctor who replaced Osama bin Laden as the head of al Qaeda…
Darryl Dever, 64, of Powell, died on Wednesday after being stung more than 20 times on the head, neck and shoulders at Treetops Resort in Dover Township, Michigan State Police Sergeant Mark Tamlyn said. Dever was looking in the woods for a ball when the bees swarmed from a nest on the ground and…
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MOSCOW (AP) — Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov on Friday called on world powers to help arm the Syrian army, describing it as the most efficient force against the Islamic State group.
A white US police officer who turned in his chief for allegedly making a series of racist slurs in reaction to a black woman's complaint said he fears for his life. Officer Alex Stone, of the small city of Clatskanie, in the western state of Oregon, said he and fellow officer Zack Gibson decided to…
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (AP) — Pittsburgh coach Mike Tomlin isn't saying the Patriots messed around with the Steeler coaches' headsets in the first half.
An 18-year-old man in Florida shot a masked man who broke into his house, then realized that it was his father.
The company that became legendary thanks to the Cobra has revealed an overhauled version of Ford's most frugal new Mustang that, for the first time, will be available in Europe as well as the US. "Ever since Ford announced that its terrific new Mustang would be available worldwide, requests for…
LANSING, Mich. (AP) — One socially conservative Michigan lawmaker was expelled from office and another resigned early Friday after they rocked the Legislature with an extramarital affair and a botched attempt to conceal it with a fictional, sexually explicit email.
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The current El Nino phenomenon, a global weather pattern known to wreak havoc every few years, should last until spring and likely become one of the strongest on record, forecasters said Thursday. "At this point it could be one of the three strongest El Ninos we have seen," Mike Halpert, deputy…
An armed man holding several hostages in a Los Angeles restaurant was shot dead on Thursday night as police stormed the building to free the hostages, police said, though it was not clear whether an officer fired the fatal bullet. Several shots were fired when the heavily armed officers stormed the…