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This edition was generated on Sat Sep 10 08:45:02 EDT 2016
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 10, 2016
- I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
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