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An 18-year-old man in Florida shot a masked man who broke into his house, then realized that it was his father.
A New Orleans pastor took his life after he was allegedly outed in the Ashley Madison scandal.
DEAR ABBY: At what point does a parent no longer have the right to know who their child's friends are? I have three grown daughters, all on their own, living on the other side of the country. During a recent visit home for their grandmother's birthday, I asked each of them to give me all of their…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A father repeatedly stabbed his three young sons to death with a knife in the back seat of their car outside a South Los Angeles elementary school Wednesday before it's believed he turned the blade on himself, police said.
Moms are so embarrassing. They're always buying the wrong amount of cocaine.
Uber is a smartphone app that makes it easy to get outside and earn extra money this summer for giving people rides with your car.
Former tennis star James Blake was detained by New York police, handcuffed and thrown to the floor in a case of mistaken identity, it was reported. Former world number four Blake, 35, and who is black, was leaving a plush Manhattan hotel on his way to the US Open when five white police officers…
Cholita, an Andean Spectacled bear, had endured years of loneliness in a tiny cage at a circus in Peru.
Dozens of Syrian government troops and Islamic State fighters have been killed in fighting around a government-held air base in eastern Syria in a region that is a stronghold for the jihadists, a monitoring group said on Thursday, Islamic State used at least two car bombs in its latest assault on…
Tara Monroe has been pictured driving a child's-size Jeep around the Texas State campus after getting an alleged DWI.
Penny stocks might be the key to getting rich in a recession. Smart investors are buying their dream homes using this penny stock secret.
Police are investigating a crash that has left one person dead and several people hurt in the area of Timber Drive East at White Oak Road.
Yvonne Ervin told a 911 dispatcher that her sons, ages 17 and 22, had tried to strangle and shoot her and her husband.
The husband, from the city of Dezhou in China, allegedly became angry when his wife didn't return his calls.
MERCED, Calif. (AP) — Three men in Central California suspected of tying up a man, stabbing him to death and recording the attack with a cellphone video camera were arrested after the ex-girlfriend of one of the suspects went to police, authorities said Wednesday.
This is what happens when you try to climb a straight wall with a Humvee!
A man was severely injured after his ecigarette blew up in his face.
The lawyer for a Pakistani doctor who was jailed after helping the CIA find Osama bin Laden accused the government Thursday of deliberately delaying his appeal after the case was adjourned for the sixteenth time. Shakeel Afridi, who ran a fake hepatitis vaccination programme as cover for an…
FBI and ATF join investigation, call these shootings acts of domestic terror.
Donald Trump mocked the physical appearance of fellow Republican U.S. presidential candidate Carly Fiorina in remarks published on Wednesday, saying: "Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?" The comments by the billionaire real estate developer published in an article on the website of…
For many people, a Reverse Home Mortgage is a good way to increase their financial profile in retirement.
A neighbor said he felt he was in "immediate danger" and filed for a restraining order against Sandra Bullock's boyfriend Bryan Randall.
DEAR ABBY: I recently married the love of my life. However, a few years ago, I had an affair with his uncle. It was a terrible mistake. Should I explain this to my husband or keep my shameful secret a secret? Please tell me what I should do. -- CONFUSED WIFE IN THE EASTDEAR CONFUSED WIFE: I vote…
Technically Incorrect: Former college and pro star Rex Chapman says he was high on pain medications and remembers little of the seven times he allegedly pretended to self-checkout.