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WASHINGTON (AP) — Hillary Rodham Clinton has been in this spot before.
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Rafael Nadal claimed his second US Open title and 13th Grand Slam crown when he defeated world number one Novak Djokovic, 6-2, 3-6, 6-4, 6-1 in a lung-busting final.
Q&A: R&B crooner John Legend talks new album, upcoming wedding, Kanye West and war in Syria
49ers coach Jim Harbaugh takes jab at Packers' Clay Matthews' slap on left tackle Joe Staley
She's one of the most recognizable models in the world, and Adriana Lima works hard to stay that way. "It's important to watch what you eat -- protein, a little bit of carbs and vegetables," Lima, 32, told ABC News. "And I work out."
The highest bid for James Bond's Lotus Esprit submarine car, auctioned by on Sept. 9, 2013 is $967,120, including a buyer's premium of 12 percent. The vehicle in 1977's "The Spy Who Loved Me," starring Roger Moore, was discovered in a storage locker in Long Island, N.Y.
STILLWATER, Okla. (AP) — Oklahoma State athletic director Mike Holder apologized to his fellow athletic directors around the Big 12 Conference on Monday in advance of what's expected to be a scathing expose of the football program by Sports Illustrated.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — The madcap carnival on the Las Vegas Strip is getting another over-the-top addition: the world's largest Ferris wheel.
Chinese boy whose eyes were gouged out by attacker is getting implants from HK eye doctor
By Kiyoshi Takenaka and Ben Blanchard TOKYO/BEIJING (Reuters) - China said it would not tolerate provocation after Japan's top government spokesman said on Tuesday Japan might station government workers on disputed islands in the East China Sea to defend its sovereignty. Relations between the…
Fla. man committed for up to 60 years in Conn. psychiatric hospital in 2011 cannibalism case
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A 4-month-old baby died after being left in a hot SUV. Officials say the baby's dad mistakenly drove off in a different car.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Don't let the big price tags nix an application to Harvard or Yale. The average student receiving financial aid on those campuses paid about a quarter of the public sticker price and most graduates leave their ivy-covered quads with smaller debts than peers who attended less…
The pay is low and the work involves scaling a 50-foot tree multiple times a day with no safety net, so it is not surprising that Nigerian palm wine tappers are struggling to find fresh recruits.
By Erin Geiger Smith (Reuters) - A U.S. federal judge ruled Monday that a task force headed by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police breached an agreement with a North Carolina-based cruise ship company that was to house government security forces during the 2010 Winter Olympics Games in Vancouver.…
More than 200,000 people from 140 countries have applied to go to Mars and never return, the group behind an ambitious venture to colonize the inhospitable red planet has said.