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This edition was generated on Wed Sep 10 08:45:01 EDT 2008

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General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Largest particle collider conducts successful test
AP - 1 hour, 8 minutes ago

GENEVA - The world's largest particle collider successfully completed its first major test by firing a beam of protons around a 17-mile underground ring Wednesday in what scientists hope is the next great step to understanding the makeup of the universe.

  • Lehman plans asset sales, expects 3Q loss AP - 21 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - Struggling to survive the credit crisis, Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. plans to sell a majority stake in its prized investment management division, slashed its dividend and may even consider selling the entire company.

  • Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., addresses supporters at Lebanon High School High School in Lebanon, Va., Tuesday, Sept. 9, 2008. (AP Photo/Don Petersen)
    McCain camp: Obama's 'lipstick' remark disgraceful AP - 46 minutes ago

    LEBANON, Va. - What's the difference between the presidential campaign before and after the national political conventions? Lipstick. "You can put lipstick on a pig," Barack Obama told a rally in a reference to a line in Sarah Palin's vice presidential acceptance speech. "It's still a pig. You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change. It's still going to stink after eight years."

  • Pearl Flip is first BlackBerry that folds up AP - 1 hour, 11 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - Research in Motion Ltd., the maker of BlackBerry phones, is set to reveal Wednesday a phone that folds in half, a departure from the slab-like design that has defined its products.

  • Airline seeks bald men as walking billboards AP - 1 hour, 12 minutes ago

    WELLINGTON, New Zealand - New Zealand's national airline is offering to pay bald travelers to use their heads — literally — in a new advertising campaign.

  • Tampa Bay Rays starting pitcher Scott Kazmir delivers during the first inning of a baseball game against the Boston Red Sox at Fenway Park in Boston on Tuesday, Sept. 9, 2008. (AP Photo/Winslow Townson)
    Rays beat Red Sox 5-4, increase lead in AL East AP - 1 hour, 14 minutes ago

    BOSTON - Pinch-hitter Dan Johnson homered off Jonathan Papelbon in the ninth inning to tie it, and Dioner Navarro doubled in the go-ahead run Tuesday night as the Tampa Bay Rays rallied past the Boston Red Sox 5-4 to snap a four-game skid and extend their lead in the AL East.

  • Pedestrians walk past a Lehman Brothers sign in New York, June 19, 2008. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)
    Lehman plans sales, sees $3.9 billion loss Reuters - 8 minutes ago

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc said it plans to sell a majority stake in its investment management division and spin off commercial real estate assets as the struggling U.S. investment bank fights to raise capital.

  • A car is driven past a road sign after the eye of Hurricane Ike passed Pinar del Rio, Cuba September 9, 2008. (Enrique De La Osa/Reuters)
    Hurricane Ike over Gulf of Mexico, aims at Texas Reuters - 2 hours, 51 minutes ago

    HAVANA (Reuters) - Hurricane Ike swirled over the Gulf of Mexico on Wednesday, targeting Texas near the U.S. offshore oil patch after toppling decrepit buildings in Cuba's capital and ripping the communist-run island from end to end.

  • A U.S. soldier keeps watch as a helicopter lands in the Maalistan district of Ghazani province, June 2, 2008. (Shir Ahmad/Reuters)
    Afghans hail Bush's move to send more troops Reuters - Wed Sep 10, 3:59 AM ET

    KABUL (Reuters) - Afghanistan welcomed on Wednesday a U.S. decision to send more troops but reiterated that the strengthening of Afghan security forces was the long-term answer to defeat militants.

  • A metal border fence stretches across a valley separating the US and Mexico, near Campo, California on March 17, 2008. (Fred Greaves/Reuters)
    Boeing virtual fence for Mexico border on hold: report Reuters - 2 hours, 2 minutes ago

    (Reuters) - The U.S. Customs and Border Protection is putting off plans for a "virtual fence" being built by Boeing Co along the Mexico border and instead will focus on getting a physical fence in place, the Wall Street Journal said.

  • Strong quake hits southern Iran near oil port Reuters - 16 minutes ago

    TEHRAN (Reuters) - A powerful earthquake struck southern Iran on Wednesday near Bandar Abbas, site of a major Iranian oil refinery, and a provincial official said there could be fatalities.

  • A Russian peacekeeper stands guard at a Russian checkpoint in Karaleti, near the town of Gori, west of Tbilisi, September 9, 2008. (David Mdzinarishvili/Reuters)
    Russian troops dismantle west Georgia checkpoints Reuters - Wed Sep 10, 5:24 AM ET

    KHOBI, Georgia (Reuters) - Russian soldiers were dismantling checkpoints in western Georgia on Wednesday, a Georgian official and a Reuters witness said, two days after Moscow pledged to pull back forces from deep inside its neighbor.

  • Rescue workers recover a body at the site of a rain-triggered mudslide in Xiangfen county, Shanxi province, September 10, 2008. (Stringer/Reuters)
    Anger after 128 killed by huge China mudslide Reuters - 43 minutes ago

    TASHAN, China (Reuters) - Angry residents wailed and protested as rescuers in northern China hunted on Wednesday for dozens of victims still missing two days after a deluge of sludge from a collapsed mine waste reservoir killed at least 128 people.

  • In this Oct. 28, 2005 file photo released by China's Xinhua News Agnecy, North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, shakes hands with Chinese President Hu Jintao, unseen, before their talks in Pyongyang, North Korea. There was no sign of Kim Jong Il at a closely watched parade in Pyongyang Tuesday, Sept. 9, 2008, marking the 60th anniversary of North Korea's founding, as a U.S. intelligence report said he may have suffered a stroke. (AP Photo/Xinhua, Yao Dawei, File)
    North Korea dismisses reports leader Kim is ill Reuters - Wed Sep 10, 5:08 AM ET

    SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea on Wednesday dismissed reports that leader Kim Jong-il might be seriously ill, a development that could trigger a power shift in Asia's only communist dynasty.

  • This file photo shows a giant magnet weighing 1920 tonnes at the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) in Geneva. The world's most powerful atom-smasher, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) began operations on Wednesday in a mission to pierce the greatest secrets of the physical Universe, scientists said.(AFP/File/Jean-Pierre Clatot)
    World's mightiest atom-smasher starts operations AFP - Wed Sep 10, 5:05 AM ET

    GENEVA (AFP) - Particle physicists fired up the world's biggest atom-smasher on Wednesday in a mission to answer some of the most perplexing questions about the nature of the Universe.

  • Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe arrives for power sharing talks in Harare. Zimbabwe's power-sharing talks have resumed amid signs that a deal to end the country's political crisis could be reached by this week between Mugabe (right) and the Movement for Democratic Change (MDC).(AFP/Desmond Kwande)
    Zimbabwe power sharing talks resume amid hopes of a deal AFP - 1 hour, 18 minutes ago

    HARARE (AFP) - Zimbabwe's power-sharing talks resumed Wednesday amid signs that a deal to end the country's political crisis could be reached by this week between President Robert Mugabe and the opposition.

  • North Korean soldiers mark the 60th anniversary of the founding of the country at Kim Il Sung square in Pyongyang. South Korea's intelligence agency has told parliament North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has suffered a stroke but will recover.(AFP/KCNA/File/Kcna Via Korean News Service)
    NKorea's Kim suffered stroke, will recover: South Korea AFP - 1 hour, 40 minutes ago

    SEOUL (AFP) - North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has suffered a stroke but will recover, South Korea's intelligence agency told parliament Wednesday, according to a lawmaker.

  • An attendant refuels a vehicle in Hong Kong. Oil prices rebounded back above 100 dollars after OPEC agreed to cut its output by half a million barrels a day to stem "dramatic" falls in the market.(AFP/File/Laurent Fievet)
    OPEC production cut boosts oil prices AFP - 7 minutes ago

    VIENNA (AFP) - Oil prices rebounded back above 100 dollars on Wednesday after OPEC agreed to cut its output by half a million barrels a day to stem "dramatic" falls in the market.

  • US Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, seen here in Riverside, Ohio, has been forced to defend himself against charges of sexism after likening his Republican White House rivals' promise of change to putting "lipstick on a pig".(AFP/Saul Loeb)
    Obama accused of sexism for 'lipstick on a pig' remark AFP - 32 minutes ago

    NORFOLK, Virginia (AFP) - Democrat Barack Obama was forced to defend himself against charges of sexism after likening his Republican White House rivals' promise of change to putting "lipstick on a pig".

  • The Euro symbol stands in front of Frankfurt's Eurotower housing the European Central Bank, 2005. The European Commission cut its 2008 eurozone growth estimate to 1.3 percent from 1.7 percent previously and forecast the bloc would just barely escape a recession this year.(AFP/File/John Macdougall)
    EU sees eurozone flirting with recession AFP - 1 hour, 41 minutes ago

    BRUSSELS (AFP) - The 15 countries sharing the euro are teetering on the brink of recession, the European Commission said on Wednesday, slashing its economic forecasts.

  • The headquarters of Lehman Brothers in Times Square in New York. US investment bank Lehman Brothers announced an estimated loss of 3.9 billion dollars in the third quarter (June-August), but did not unveil plans for an injection of fresh capital for the ailing firm.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Hiroko Masuike)
    Lehman Brothers takes quarterly loss of $3.9 billion AFP - 24 minutes ago

    NEW YORK (AFP) - US investment bank Lehman Brothers announced Wednesday an estimated loss of 3.9 billion dollars in the third quarter (June-August), but did not unveil plans for an injection of fresh capital for the ailing firm.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Delegates cheer during a tribute honoring John McCain's military service at the 2008 Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota September 2, 2008. (Shannon Stapleton/Reuters)
    Poll shows big shift to McCain among white women Reuters - Tue Sep 9, 7:37 PM ET

    RIVERSIDE, Ohio (Reuters) - Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama on Tuesday brushed aside a survey that showed him losing support among white women voters to John McCain since the Republican standard-bearer named Sarah Palin as his running mate.

  • A vacant bank-owned house in Moreno Valley, California in late August. The US takeover of struggling mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac offers hope for an easing of the credit and housing crunch while putting the government's finances on the line, analysts have said.(AFP/Getty Images/File/David Mcnew)
    Fannie, Freddie rescue binds taxpayers to housing market The Christian Science Monitor - Tue Sep 9, 4:00 AM ET

    The US Treasury is poised to commit large sums – perhaps exceeding $100 billion – in its rescue of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, but the real cost to American taxpayers won't be known for years.

  • U.S. plans $7 billion missile-defense sale to UAE Reuters - Mon Sep 8, 7:48 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Bush administration is planning to sell the United Arab Emirates an advanced U.S. missile defense system valued at up to $7 billion that could be used to defend against Iran, people who have attended briefings on the matter said on Monday.

  • Jessica Lee Rose, otherwise known as 'lonelygirl15' arrives to attend the 11th annual Webby Awards honoring online content in New York June 5, 2007. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)
    "Lonelygirl15" takes another shot at Web fame Reuters - Tue Sep 9, 9:33 AM ET

    CANBERRA (Reuters) - Actress Jessica Rose stumbled into Internet fame as "lonelygirl15" in a fictional hit video series, but she is back and fully aware of online power in a new project that further blurs the line between TV and the Web.

  • A customer picks up a package of kangaroo steak from the meat section of a supermarket in central Sydney September 9, 2008. Think bush tucker is all witchetty grubs and kangaroo meat? A scientist who specialises in indigenous Australian food is on a mission to change your mind. (Daniel Munoz/Reuters)
    Croc carpaccio and emu pate: Australia's new "bush" food Reuters - Tue Sep 9, 1:28 AM ET

    SYDNEY (Reuters Life!) - Think bush tucker is all witchetty grubs and kangaroo meat? A scientist who specializes in indigenous Australian food is on a mission to change your mind.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Armstrong coming out of retirement for Tour

AP - 1 hour, 29 minutes ago

AUSTIN, Texas - Look out France, Lance Armstrong is making a comeback.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Lehman plans asset sales, expects 3Q loss

AP - 21 minutes ago

NEW YORK - Struggling to survive the credit crisis, Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. plans to sell a majority stake in its prized investment management division, slashed its dividend and may even consider selling the entire company.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Lateshow Top Ten List

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 10, 2008
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
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Bill Vaughan
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
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Carrie Fisher (1956 - )
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
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Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

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