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GENEVA - The world's largest particle collider successfully completed its first major test by firing a beam of protons around a 17-mile underground ring Wednesday in what scientists hope is the next great step to understanding the makeup of the universe.
NEW YORK - Struggling to survive the credit crisis, Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. plans to sell a majority stake in its prized investment management division, slashed its dividend and may even consider selling the entire company.
LEBANON, Va. - What's the difference between the presidential campaign before and after the national political conventions? Lipstick. "You can put lipstick on a pig," Barack Obama told a rally in a reference to a line in Sarah Palin's vice presidential acceptance speech. "It's still a pig. You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change. It's still going to stink after eight years."
NEW YORK - Research in Motion Ltd., the maker of BlackBerry phones, is set to reveal Wednesday a phone that folds in half, a departure from the slab-like design that has defined its products.
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - New Zealand's national airline is offering to pay bald travelers to use their heads literally in a new advertising campaign.
BOSTON - Pinch-hitter Dan Johnson homered off Jonathan Papelbon in the ninth inning to tie it, and Dioner Navarro doubled in the go-ahead run Tuesday night as the Tampa Bay Rays rallied past the Boston Red Sox 5-4 to snap a four-game skid and extend their lead in the AL East.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc said it plans to sell a majority stake in its investment management division and spin off commercial real estate assets as the struggling U.S. investment bank fights to raise capital.
HAVANA (Reuters) - Hurricane Ike swirled over the Gulf of Mexico on Wednesday, targeting Texas near the U.S. offshore oil patch after toppling decrepit buildings in Cuba's capital and ripping the communist-run island from end to end.
KABUL (Reuters) - Afghanistan welcomed on Wednesday a U.S. decision to send more troops but reiterated that the strengthening of Afghan security forces was the long-term answer to defeat militants.
(Reuters) - The U.S. Customs and Border Protection is putting off plans for a "virtual fence" being built by Boeing Co along the Mexico border and instead will focus on getting a physical fence in place, the Wall Street Journal said.
TEHRAN (Reuters) - A powerful earthquake struck southern Iran on Wednesday near Bandar Abbas, site of a major Iranian oil refinery, and a provincial official said there could be fatalities.
KHOBI, Georgia (Reuters) - Russian soldiers were dismantling checkpoints in western Georgia on Wednesday, a Georgian official and a Reuters witness said, two days after Moscow pledged to pull back forces from deep inside its neighbor.
TASHAN, China (Reuters) - Angry residents wailed and protested as rescuers in northern China hunted on Wednesday for dozens of victims still missing two days after a deluge of sludge from a collapsed mine waste reservoir killed at least 128 people.
SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea on Wednesday dismissed reports that leader Kim Jong-il might be seriously ill, a development that could trigger a power shift in Asia's only communist dynasty.
GENEVA (AFP) - Particle physicists fired up the world's biggest atom-smasher on Wednesday in a mission to answer some of the most perplexing questions about the nature of the Universe.
HARARE (AFP) - Zimbabwe's power-sharing talks resumed Wednesday amid signs that a deal to end the country's political crisis could be reached by this week between President Robert Mugabe and the opposition.
SEOUL (AFP) - North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has suffered a stroke but will recover, South Korea's intelligence agency told parliament Wednesday, according to a lawmaker.
VIENNA (AFP) - Oil prices rebounded back above 100 dollars on Wednesday after OPEC agreed to cut its output by half a million barrels a day to stem "dramatic" falls in the market.
NORFOLK, Virginia (AFP) - Democrat Barack Obama was forced to defend himself against charges of sexism after likening his Republican White House rivals' promise of change to putting "lipstick on a pig".
BRUSSELS (AFP) - The 15 countries sharing the euro are teetering on the brink of recession, the European Commission said on Wednesday, slashing its economic forecasts.
NEW YORK (AFP) - US investment bank Lehman Brothers announced Wednesday an estimated loss of 3.9 billion dollars in the third quarter (June-August), but did not unveil plans for an injection of fresh capital for the ailing firm.
RIVERSIDE, Ohio (Reuters) - Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama on Tuesday brushed aside a survey that showed him losing support among white women voters to John McCain since the Republican standard-bearer named Sarah Palin as his running mate.
The US Treasury is poised to commit large sums – perhaps exceeding $100 billion – in its rescue of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, but the real cost to American taxpayers won't be known for years.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Bush administration is planning to sell the United Arab Emirates an advanced U.S. missile defense system valued at up to $7 billion that could be used to defend against Iran, people who have attended briefings on the matter said on Monday.
CANBERRA (Reuters) - Actress Jessica Rose stumbled into Internet fame as "lonelygirl15" in a fictional hit video series, but she is back and fully aware of online power in a new project that further blurs the line between TV and the Web.
SYDNEY (Reuters Life!) - Think bush tucker is all witchetty grubs and kangaroo meat? A scientist who specializes in indigenous Australian food is on a mission to change your mind.
AUSTIN, Texas - Look out France, Lance Armstrong is making a comeback.
NEW YORK - Struggling to survive the credit crisis, Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. plans to sell a majority stake in its prized investment management division, slashed its dividend and may even consider selling the entire company.