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MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia and Syria urged the United States on Monday to focus on convening a peace conference to end more than two years of conflict instead of taking military action against Damascus. After talks between the countries' foreign ministers in Moscow, Syrian Foreign Minister Walid…
A truck detailer in Waco, TX wanted to give his business a boost, so he decided to try a marketing tactic that would get some attention. Photographing one of his female employees tied up and crumpled in a heap, he then turned that image into a very realistic tailgating decal, which was then ridden…
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NINE MILE, Jamaica (AP) — Napa and Sonoma have their wine tours, and travelers flock to Scotland to sample the fine single malt whiskies. But in Jamaica, farmers are offering a different kind of trip for a different type of connoisseur.
ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) — Brandon Carr and the Dallas Cowboys are serious about forcing turnovers.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — The madcap carnival on the Las Vegas Strip is getting another over-the-top addition: the world's largest Ferris wheel.
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) — Income tax cuts? No. Nullification of federal gun-control laws? No. New hurdles for public employee unions? No.
2345 GMT: Azarenka congratulates Serena on her win, and Williams enthusiastically applauds for her opponent.
By Kate Kelland, Health and Science Correspondent LONDON (Reuters)- As Susan sits chatting to a nurse in a London clinic, a light tapping sound by her head signals that parts of her brain are being zapped by thousands of tiny electro-magnetic pulses from a machine plugged into the wall. The 50…
A Saudi diplomat kidnapped in Yemen by Al-Qaeda has urged his relatives to stage protests to push Riyadh to answer the demands of his abductors, in a new video posted online.
Actress Anne Hathaway is selling her Brooklyn apartment that she reportedly used as a closet. Hathaway never moved into the $4.5 million ninth-floor apartment, the New York Post reports; she instead used it for storage while she and her husband lived in another unit in the building. The 2,592…
By Fatos Bytyci and Kole Casule PRISTINA/SKOPJE (Reuters) - Kosovo has banned the import of all products from neighboring Macedonia, officials said on Monday, in a tit-for-tat trade dispute that could cost Macedonian producers one of their most lucrative markets. Landlocked Macedonia exported goods…
World number one Novak Djokovic believes he is about to face the "ultimate challenge" in tennis when he tackles Rafael Nadal for the 37th time in Monday's US Open final.
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A Texas widow who has been locked in a legal battle for eight years to retrieve her late-husband’s heart may soon get it back. A state appeals court recently ruled in favor of Linda Carswell, who has been trying since 2005 to get a Houston...
RENO, Nevada (AP) — A Lake Tahoe resort once owned by Frank Sinatra and frequented by his Rat Pack buddies is about to undergo a major makeover.
A Thai Airways plane skidded off the runway in Bangkok after the landing gear malfunctioned, slightly injuring more than a dozen passengers as they evacuated the jet, the airline said Monday.
A group of 100 heavily-armed Muslim rebels opposed to peace talks launched a major attack that shut down a bustling southern Philippine city Monday, authorities said.