This newspaper is generated daily by my (un)intelligent agent. For
more information on the newspaper's generation or if you have
questions/comments, please consult the Newspaper
Frequently Asked Questions list.
-Thanks, Aaron, proprietor of the Last
Homely House
This edition was generated on Tue Sep 8 08:45:02 EDT 2015
DEAR ABBY: I am 44 and my husband of 20 years is 48. On a recent second honeymoon trip to Sweden, I became pregnant. We already have two beautiful, intelligent daughters, 17 and 14. One started university this fall while the other's a high school sophomore.My problem is not so much the high-risk…
Olay Ultra Moisture Body Wash has 100% more moisturizers on skin than the leading body wash for superior moisturization over time. Try it & save now.
DUSHANBE, Tajikistan (AP) — A city gardens worker in the capital of Tajikistan has become a local celebrity through a chance picture taken by a visiting Romanian photographer.
Bulgaria has denied a Russian request to use its airspace for supply flights to Syria due to serious concerns about the cargo on the planes, the Bulgarian foreign ministry's spokeswoman said on Tuesday. "The Bulgarian foreign ministry has refused flights over Bulgaria of Russian military transport…
Local authorities are currently unsure if the parts are from one or multiple bodies, with an investigation into missing children reports ongoing.
The second World War was devastating, but also plenty of technical advancements were made possible by the combatants’ desire to win. Despite being defeated in the end, the German war machine had impressive weaponry at its disposal, including sophisticated creations that could have helped it win.…
Rates now at 2.97% APR - $225K mortgage for $904/mo. Process is easy & quotes are free! (2.97% APR 5/1 ARM). Calculate new payment now.
LA CANADA-FLINTRIDGE, Calif. (AP) — A Los Angeles County firefighter shot and killed his wife — herself a deputy with the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department who was off duty at the time — and then himself, officials said Monday.
A Russian plastic surgeon died on Tuesday after a patient upset over the results of several operations gunned him down and then took his own life. The patient, 34-year-old Yury Lebedev, shot the surgeon, named by media as Alexander Remizov, in his office at the Russian Railways hospital in the…
BOGOTA, Colombia (AP) — Authorities in Colombia said they seized over 1 metric ton of cocaine disguised as printer ink and bound for Mexico.
Turkish warplanes launched a massive air operation early Tuesday against the outlawed Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK) in northern Iraq, killing as many as 40 rebels, the state-run Anatolia news agency said. The overnight operation came after 16 Turkish soldiers were killed in the Kurdish-dominated…
Click through to see 2015 women's fashion dresses. All around $10
Kevin Roper, the Walmart driver in fatal Tracy Morgan accident, wants his case dismissed.
Lyle Denniston, the National Constitution Center’s constitutional literacy adviser, looks at remarks made by a Tennessee judge that his court lacked the power to decide a divorce case because of the Supreme Court’s Obergefell decision.
Did Drake's name come up over double pump lattes and low fat muffins?
A Wall Street lawyer with 40 years of experience has just uncovered an accounting hoax so big that it could lead to the next big crisis in America.
The twin-engine Cessna 310-H went down around 4:15 p.m. local time on Sunday in a remote section of the San Juan Mountains, part of the Rocky Mountain range, the National Transportation Board said. NTSB spokesman Peter Knudson said the agency had reports that five people on board had died. Rescue…
KATHMANDU, Nepal (AP) — Police in Nepal said Tuesday that they are searching a river where the body of a 27-year-old teacher from Austin, Texas, was thrown after she was hammered to death.
The US dentist who killed Zimbabwe's Cecil the lion has broken weeks of silence, saying in an interview that he had no idea it was a special feline and announcing he would return to work after lying low. In his first interview since sparking international outrage over the killing of the black-maned…
Dogs are as diverse as humans, and some can be quite brilliant. See which 9 breeds are most intelligent!
With 54 confirmed kills in less than a year, this female Soviet sniper stretched a bloody tape through the final days of World War II.
Indian police said on Tuesday they had arrested six men after a teenager alleged she was gang-raped after being lured to a hotel on the promise of a job. The 17-year-old girl told police she had travelled from her home in New Delhi to the western city of Jaipur with neighbours who had promised her…
NORTON, Mass. (AP) — Rickie Fowler delivered all the right shots Monday at the Deutsche Bank Championship, and then he delivered some champagne.