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Jack the Ripper, one of the most notorious serial killers in history, has been identified through DNA traces found on a shawl, claims a sleuth in a book out on Tuesday. The true identity of Jack the Ripper, whose grisly murders terrorised the murky slums of Whitechapel in east London in 1888, has…
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A 16-year-old high school girl in Rock Hill, S.C. told police that another high school girl taunted her on a school bus and then beat her up after she got off the bus. A Rock Hill police report notes that witnesses told the same basic story. One witness, Shelly Hemphill, is the mother of one of the…
Britain's Prince William and his wife Kate are expecting their second child, Kensington Palace announced on Monday less than 14 months after the birth of heir to the throne Prince George. The couple, known as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, are "very pleased" and William's grandmother Queen…
Johnny Manziel did not throw a pass. Neither did Blake Bortles or Teddy Bridgewater. Unlike in recent years — think Andrew Luck or Robert Griffin III, Cam Newton or Matthew Stafford — quarterbacks taken in the first round of the NFL draft sat instead of starting in Week 1.
Howard Stern delivered the eulogy, Broadway singer-actress Audra McDonald sang "Smile" and bagpipers played "New York, New York" at Joan Rivers' funeral Sunday, a star-studded send-off that — like the late comedian herself — brought together the worlds of Hollywood, theater, fashion and media. At a…
Molly Glynn, an accomplished Chicago theater actress who also played a recurring role as a doctor on the TV series "Chicago Fire," has died after a tree toppled by a powerful storm struck her as she rode her bike in a forest park. Glynn was with her husband, Joe Foust, when the storm rolled quickly…
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The death of girl group singer Simone Battle was ruled a suicide by hanging, authorities said Sunday. The cause of death was determined two days after the 25-year-old Battle was found dead in her West Hollywood home, Los Angeles County Coroner's Lt. Fred Corral said. Battle became known through her…
A second member of the South Korean band Ladies' Code died from injuries sustained from a motor accident, her management said Sunday. Kwon Ri-sae, 23, died Sunday morning at a hospital in Suwon, just south of Seoul. Fellow band member Go Eun-bi died shortly after a van carrying the group crashed…
Doctors Without Borders shuttered one of its Ebola treatment centers in Guinea in May. They thought the deadly virus was being contained there. The Macenta region, right on the Liberian border, had been one of the first places where the outbreak surfaced, but they hadn't seen a new case for weeks.…
An Afghan judge on Sunday sentenced seven men to death for the gang-rape of four women in a case that sparked nationwide outrage and highlighted the violence women face despite reforms since the Taliban era. The seven men, who stood in the dock dressed in brown traditional clothing, were found…
An Indiana woman missing for two months and apparently held captive has been found alive, and authorities have arrested two people in connection with her July disappearance, police said on Sunday. Joelle Lockwood, 30, went missing on July 9 and was apparently held in a residence in Indiana's Posey…
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Greg and Margaret Brown, their daughter Megan and her young son moved from Pennsylvania to Florida a few months ago, looking for a fresh start after operating a farm that bred and boarded horses and dogs. "We are in Hudson Florida for a while," a posting on the farm's Internet site said. On…
The father of a man fatally shot by police at an Ohio Wal-Mart says a cellphone call in which he said he heard his son's dying breaths keeps replaying in his head. John Crawford Jr. talked about that last day of son's life to The Cincinnati Enquirer (http://cin.ci/1rQ47PO) in a telephone interview…
When attackers from China's minority Uighurs killed 37 people in a July rampage in far western Xinjiang, police responded by gunning down at least 59 of them. The incidents are part of a pattern raising concerns that Chinese police are excessively using deadly force in their bid to prevent more…
A cross state crime spree and manhunt has ended with the death of the suspect in Edgecombe County
Tennis great Martina Navratilova proposed to her girlfriend on the big screen of Arthur Ashe Stadium between the U.S. Navratilova popped the question to Julia Lemigova in the Tennis Channel suite Saturday, drawing a loud cheer from the crowd. "I was very nervous," Navratilova said later.
Israel has rejected New Zealand's new ambassador because he is also an envoy to the Palestinian Authority, officials said Monday. New Zealand officials said that since 2008, its ambassadors in Turkey have been responsible for covering a large swath of territory. "A few days ago, Israel advised New…
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A developer presumed dead with his wife in a private plane crash near Jamaica had an "uncanny instinct" for revitalizing properties and an "incalculable" impact on his western New York hometown's resurgence from crumbling industrial center to trendy destination for young professionals, friends and…