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The Pentagon is readying more intense and longer attacks on Syria than originally planned, set to last three days, the Los Angeles Times reported on Sunday.
A Texas widow who has been locked in a legal battle for eight years to retrieve her late-husband’s heart may soon get it back. A state appeals court recently ruled in favor of Linda Carswell, who has been trying since 2005 to get a Houston...
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RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — NASCAR will have a new champion. For now, it has yet another conspiracy.
The proprietor of Nigeria's Moonlight Maternity Clinic was not interested in discussing allegations that he sells newborn babies, with boys fetching higher prices than the girls.
The school records of 31 Scripps Ranch High School students involved in a "twerking" video are being expunged. In April, the video was posted on YouTube. The school suspended and charged the students with sexual harassment.
By Kevin Murphy (Reuters) - No hot pursuit was necessary for American customs officers to catch a man who they say drank tequila and tried to sneak from Mexico into the southwestern U.S. state of New Mexico in a truck full of red chili peppers. U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers at a…
A US congressional panel posted videos of Syrian victims, many of them children, as the White House presses its case for a strike against Damascus.
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PROVO, Utah (AP) — On the quick bus ride over to the stadium, Taysom Hill leaned back and pictured big holes opening up in front of him.
BAGHDAD (AP) — Iran's new foreign minister arrived in Iraq on Sunday on his first trip abroad since taking office, underscoring the growing links between the two Shiite-led neighbors.
NEW YORK (AP) — The game took 21 minutes. It lasted 30 points.
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STILLWATER, Okla. (AP) — Oklahoma State University said Saturday that Sports Illustrated has informed the school it plans to publish a series of articles about alleged misconduct in the university's football program starting in 2001.
East Germany's feared secret police had a bit of a sartorial flair, photos found by artist Simon Menner in the Stasi archive reveal. The images, which offer a glimpse into the clandestine world of phony facial hair and the all-important hat, are set to be published in a book this fall.
By Barry Moody NAPLES, Italy (Reuters) - Syringes litter the floor of an abandoned school in the crime-plagued Scampia district of northern Naples, alongside tin foil used for crack cocaine, a filthy mattress and piles of clothing. What was once a classroom is smeared with human waste and Coca Cola…
Syrian rebels, including jihadists linked to Al-Qaeda, have taken control of the historic Christian town of Maalula, north of Damascus, a watchdog and a resident said on Sunday.