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PRAIA DA LUZ, Portugal - The parents of a missing British girl are eager to leave Portugal as soon as possible and return to Britain to clear their names after police named them as suspects in their daughter's disappearance, a family friend said Saturday.
MINDEN, Nev. - In their quest to find missing aviator Steve Fossett, searchers have come across uncharted plane crashes six times. But none of the wrecks shed light on what may have happened to the multimillionaire.
MIAMI - Subtropical Storm Gabrielle moved toward the East Coast early Saturday, and a tropical storm watch remained in place for portions of South Carolina and North Carolina.
BIG BAY, Mich. - Day after day, Chauncey Moran leaves his backwoods cabin, packs his pickup with gear and embarks on a scientific mission: checking the health of the Yellow Dog River.
MODENA, Italy - Recordings of Luciano Pavarotti's voice boomed out in Modena's main piazza on Saturday as mourners waited to pay final respects to the tenor before an invitation-only funeral in his hometown's cathedral.
PHOENIX - Rick Ankiel says any drugs he received in 2004 were prescribed by a licensed physician to help him recover from reconstructive elbow surgery. Ankiel, whose comeback is one of the great stories of this season, initially acknowledged human growth hormone was among those medications during a brief session with reporters Friday, then refused to list his various prescriptions.
LONDON (Reuters) - Abandoning his Kalashnikov and dyeing his beard from grey to black, Osama bin Laden presents a new image to the world in a video that makes no specific threats but may be a signal for new al Qaeda attacks.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The top U.S. commander in Iraq, Gen. David Petraeus, said on Friday the Iraqi government's progress toward national reconciliation, a key justification for increased troops levels, was disappointing.
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Asia-Pacific leaders agreed on Saturday to adopt a "long-term aspirational goal" to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, Australian Prime Minister John Howard said.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The Central Intelligence Agency director defended U.S. policies on interrogation and rendition of terrorist suspects to other countries on Friday, saying the program was blown out of proportion by critics.
VIENNA (Reuters) - The head of the United Nations' nuclear watchdog body on Friday rebuffed Western critics of a cooperation deal it has struck with Iran as "back-seat drivers" and urged them to give it time to work to help avoid war.
PRAIA DA LUZ, Portugal (Reuters) - Portuguese police named the parents of missing British four-year-old Madeleine McCann as suspects in their investigation on Friday, their lawyer said after they were questioned for hours by police.
MIAMI (Reuters) - Subtropical Storm Gabrielle churned steadily across the Atlantic toward North Carolina early on Saturday, prompting warnings of rain and strong winds and currents in coastal areas as early as Sunday morning.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Three steel pillars rising from the World Trade Center site's massive pit are the first visible signs of the Freedom Tower, the centerpiece of rebuilding efforts six years after the September 11 attacks.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - Elusive Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden mocked the United States as "weak" and vowed to escalate fighting in Iraq in a new video, his first such appearance in nearly three years.
SYDNEY (AFP) - Key Asia Pacific leaders called Saturday for long-term action by both rich and poor nations to reduce greenhouse gases in a summit taking place under the tightest security cloak in Australian history.
PORTMAO, Portugal (AFP) - The mother and father of British toddler Madeleine McCann, who vanished while on holiday in Portugal, have both been named as formal suspects by police, their lawyer said Saturday.
MODENA, Italy (AFP) - Tens of thousands of mourners including many from the worlds of politics and entertainment were gathering in the small town of Modena on Saturday to bid a final farewell to Italy's opera superstar Luciano Pavarotti.
DELLYS, Algeria (AFP) - A suicide car bomb at a naval barracks in northeast Algeria killed at least 28 people and wounded 60 on Saturday, hospital sources told AFP.
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - Malaysia on Saturday expressed optimism about securing a partnership for loss-making carmaker Proton with German auto giant Volkswagen, with high-level talks planned in the coming weeks.
TOKYO (AFP) - Japan's three major banking groups will invest in a bank set up by the country's top retailer Aeon Co., press reports said Saturday.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Federal health experts declared a small victory against a fatal and untreatable virus on Friday, saying canine rabies has disappeared from the United States.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - Thousands turned out Thursday for an everything-must-go sale at the Watergate Hotel in Washington, whose name is irremediably linked with one of the worst political scandals to rock the United States.
VIENNA (Reuters) - Four Austrian soldiers face criminal charges for exchanging Hitler salutes in two videos that appeared on the Internet, Defence Minister Norbert Darabos said on Thursday.
PRAIA DA LUZ, Portugal (Reuters) - Portuguese police announced on Friday they had identified a new suspect in their investigation into the disappearance of Madeleine McCann and friends said it was the 4-year-old's mother, Kate McCann.
VIENNA (Reuters) - Pope Benedict rejected the concept that abortion could be considered a human right on Friday and urged European leaders to do everything possible to raise birth rates and make their countries more child-friendly.
PHOENIX - Rick Ankiel says any drugs he received in 2004 were prescribed by a licensed physician to help him recover from reconstructive elbow surgery. Ankiel, whose comeback is one of the great stories of this season, initially acknowledged human growth hormone was among those medications during a brief session with reporters Friday, then refused to list his various prescriptions.
LOS ANGELES - Struggling mortgage lender Countrywide Financial Corp. will cut as many as 12,000 jobs in a bid to slash costs and cope with soaring foreclosures and defaults, the company said Friday.