Aaron's Daily WWW Newspaper
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This edition was generated on Fri Sep 7 08:45:01 EDT 2018
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 7, 2018
- If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
- That's the great thing about being in the third grade. If you've got one polysyllabic adjective, everyone thinks you're a genius.
- John Green, Vlogbrothers, My Name Is John Green. And I am a Nerd., 10-30-07
- Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
- Dick Clark
- I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
- Ellen DeGeneres
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