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MIDDLETOWN, Ohio (AP) — Confronted with the sudden death of their 18-year-old daughter, Fred and Dorothy McIntosh Shuemake made a defiant decision: they would not worry about any finger-pointing, whispers or family stigma.
Is the roomy cargo space in the 2015 Ford Focus enough to vogue for real? Watch anthropologist Genevieve St. Jermaine find out.
The NYPD needs to start training their officers better.
With 54 confirmed kills in less than a year, this female Soviet sniper stretched a bloody tape through the final days of World War II.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minnesota dentist whose killing of Cecil the lion fueled a global backlash emerged Sunday for an interview in which he disputed some accounts of the hunt, expressed agitation at the animosity directed at those close to him and said he would be back at work within days.
BEIJING (AP) — A public outcry has been raised over the plight of a woman who's considering an illegal abortion at 8 months because the child would violate China's restrictive birth policy and would cost her husband his job as a police officer.
Canada has it's own way of life. Check out all of these uniquely Canadian things. For starters, Poutine, which is an amazing Canadian dish.
CHICAGO (Reuters) - A portion of a Chicago park was closed on Sunday after a passerby found body parts of a child a day earlier, police said.
A young mother was shot and killed reportedly while delivering items for a "death anniversary party" on the city's South Side early Sunday morning.
Another tale of a crazy Uber driver.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel said Monday the record refugee influx to Europe's biggest economy will change the country, which was now seen by many abroad as a place of "hope". "That is something very valuable, especially in view of our history," she said, expressing joy that "Germany has become…
This fisherman never expected what was about to happen!
A Senegal-bound medical evacuation plane with seven people aboard appears to have collided with a much larger Boeing plane shortly before vanishing from radar screens, Senegal's aviation authority said. The private Senegalair plane was carrying a French patient as well as a doctor, two nurses and…
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) — Charlotte police officers are being called back in from days off and vacations after five people have been killed and five others hurt in shootings during a violent Labor Day holiday weekend in North Carolina's largest city.
ABC News' Tom Llamas reports the stories people have been buzzing about all week.
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Monday ordered snap checks on troop combat readiness in Russia's central military district, the defence ministry said. "According to the order, troops in the central district... are being brought into full combat readiness from 09:30 Moscow time (0630 GMT),"…
20 Benefits Of Coconut Oil People Are Raving About
LONDON (AP) — Doctors Without Borders says the world will run out of one of the most effective treatments for snakebites next year, risking the lives of tens of thousands of people, mostly in developing countries.
Technically Incorrect: The Mexican drug lord who escaped through a tunnel may have been compromised by his own flesh and blood. And technology.
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Chinese media are not allowed to carry advertising which uses "extravagant wording" to promote gifts over upcoming holidays, the ruling Communist Party's anti-graft watchdog said, as the mooncake season approaches. Since President Xi Jinping's appointment in 2013, the government has cracked down on…
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Several Turkish soldiers were killed and more wounded in a major attack in southeastern Hakkari province carried out by Kurdistan Workers Party (PKK) militants, the military said Monday, keeping tight-lipped over the scale of the death toll. The Turkish air force immediately scrambled warplanes to…
(Reuters) - Four people were killed on Saturday night in a traffic accident in Dallas, police said, and authorities have taken four people into custody after they fled the scene of the deadly crash.