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When his friends' flights were canceled, a sad man celebrated a bachelor party alone and documented the whole thing on Instagram.
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First there was the Jeep, then came the Humvee. Now the US military has a new all-purpose vehicle that's destined to become another emblem of American fighting power: the JLTV. Granted, the name is not as catchy as its predecessors, but the Joint Light Tactical Vehicle signals a technological leap…
An American woman who went missing in Nepal after arriving to help earthquake victims has been murdered, police said Sunday. Dahlia Yahia went missing on August 7, three days after arriving in the popular tourist town of Pokhara, 210 kilometres (130 miles) west of the capital Kathmandu. Police on…
NORWOOD, Mass. (AP) — Donald Trump insults and exaggerates.
Hundreds of people gathered in Voorhees, New Jersey Saturday night to remember a teenager who passed away in her sleep.
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(Reuters) - Four people were killed on Saturday night in a traffic accident in Dallas, police said, and authorities have taken four people into custody after they fled the scene of the deadly crash.
NEW YORK (AP) — It's not that Madison Keys thinks Serena Williams' bid for a true Grand Slam is not a compelling story line.
Kim Davis won't be able to raise funds for her anti-gay crusade on GoFundMe.
(Reuters) - Two people died and four more were hurt early on Saturday in a fiery bus crash near downtown Las Vegas, authorities said.
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ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) — A white police officer fired after he fatally shot a black college football player had applied twice to the Arlington Police Department before being hired on his third try, according to personnel records released by the department on Friday.
Out of 365 students, about six to eight kids at Miraloma Elementary don’t adhere to the traditional gender binary—and that makes potty time fraught with anxiety-inducing decisions. In order to make using the restroom a carefree process for every student, the San Francisco school has started getting…
By Maayan Lubell JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Sunday rejected a call by Israel's opposition leader to provide refuge to Syrian refugees, saying the country is too small to take them in. Images in recent days of thousands of refugees herded on and off trains in Europe…
Beijing must offer more than hollow promises if it wishes to secure peace in the disputed South China Sea and beyond, a spokesman for the Philippine defence department said Sunday. The remarks came days after China flaunted its military might with a massive parade to mark the end of World War II,…
Penny stocks might be the key to getting rich in a recession. Smart investors are buying their dream homes using this penny stock secret.
Afroman had a brief moment of resurgence earlier this year when he clocked a female fan and then blamed it on security.
Archaeologists are having a field day in Poland's longest river, the Vistula, which because of a drought has hit a record low water level allowing them to uncover a treasure trove of historic artifacts. "There are pieces of marble and stoneware and fragments of fountains, window sills, columns,…
Tim Tebow is the biggest name among NFL cuts for the second time in three years.
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DOVER, Del. (AP) — A Delaware street gang member was sentenced to death Friday for his role in a 2012 soccer tournament shooting that left three people dead, including a man who was supposed to testify in another murder case.
The ruling by U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton on Friday was on the last of seven challenges to the 2010 law. The section being upheld allows police in Arizona to check the immigration status of anyone they stop. Bolton ruled that immigration rights activists failed to show that police would…
Dropping discarded cans or wrappers on the street is neither smart nor pretty, but one mom isn’t too happy with the anti-littering campaign in her neighborhood that seemingly genders those traits. The “Love Essex” campaign encourages those living in the county north of London to keep their streets…