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A Russian warship carrying "special cargo" will be dispatched toward Syria, a navy source said on Friday, as the Kremlin beefs up its presence in the region ahead of possible US strikes against the Damascus regime.
MIAMI (AP) — The cable spy drama "Burn Notice" is coming to an end, but it's certainly not being burned itself.
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredThe United States on Thursday accused Russia of holding the UN Security Council "hostage" over the Syria chemical weapons crisis.
World number one Serena Williams, seeking her 17th Grand Slam title, leads a charge of 31-year-olds into Friday's US Open semi-finals, all of them hoping to become the event's oldest women's champion.
Critics have savaged "Diana", a biopic of the late princess of Wales who died in a Paris car crash 16 years ago, just hours after its world premiere.
By Tom Perry CAIRO (Reuters) - Egypt's army-backed government has decided to annul the Muslim Brotherhood's legal registration within days, a newspaper said on Friday, pressing a crackdown on deposed President Mohamed Mursi's movement. While short of a formal ban, the move underlined the…
British arms maker BAE Systems said on Friday that it will close a small Pennsylvania plant that overhauls and upgrades military equipment for Bradley fighting vehicles, and blamed spending cutbacks.
Three Russian warships crossed Turkey's Bosphorus Strait Thursday en route to the eastern Mediterranean, near the Syrian coast, amid concern in the region over potential US-led strikes in response to the Damascus regime's alleged use of chemical weapons.
By Barry Moody NAPLES, Italy (Reuters) - Syringes litter the floor of an abandoned school in the crime-plagued Scampia district of northern Naples, alongside tin foil used for crack cocaine, a filthy mattress and piles of clothing. What was once a classroom is smeared with human waste and Coca Cola…
A puppy is back safe and sound with its Chester County family, and only Action News was there for the reunion.
NEW YORK (AP) — After one set, Andy Murray slammed his racket into the court, then mangled it once he reached his chair on the sideline. After the second, he gestured over to his coach, Ivan Lendl, and let out a frustrated scream.
BOSTON (AP) — Some students toted lunchboxes to the first day of school in Boston this week, but district administrators are expecting that could become a more unusual sight as parents learn about a federal program that is now providing all public school students in the city with free breakfast and…
The Fine Print Matt Bevin, who is challenging Sen. Mitch McConnell in next year’s Republican primary in Kentucky, might seem like a natural friend for Kentucky’s Tea Party favorite Sen. Rand Paul. But then why is Paul supporting McConnell? Bevin writes off the “Mitch-Rand love narrative” as a case…
Actress Betty White sets a Guinness World Record for longest career by a female entertainer.
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When Britain bans the herbal stimulant khat, Mohamod Ahmed Mohamed will lose his livelihood. But he fears most for his small Somali community without the leaf that fuels its social life.
Of all the reasons to make a little girl cry and kick her out of the classroom, an Oklahoma elementary school may have found the meanest one.
1. Will Smith might be in those Independence Day sequels after allWelcome back to Independence Day, Will. Director Roland Emmerich, who's currently prepping two follow-up sequels to his 1996 blockbuster Independence Day, has hinted that Will Smith, who had originally opted out of the sequels, might…
WASHINGTON (AP) — The National Security Agency, working with the British government, has secretly been unraveling encryption technology that billions of Internet users rely upon to keep their electronic messages and confidential data safe from prying eyes, according to published reports Thursday…
DENVER (AP) — Peyton Manning threw five touchdown passes — two to his newest target, Wes Welker — to help the Denver Broncos build a 35-17 lead over Super Bowl champion Baltimore after three quarters Thursday night in the season opener that started 33 minutes late because of lightning.