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A male Texas teenager was sentenced to life in prison on Thursday for killing a six-year-old girl, wrapping her body in a tarp and leaving it on the side of a road, prosecutors said. Tyler Lane Holder, now 18 but 17 at the time of the crime in the Fort Worth area a year ago, reached a deal with…
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By Marice Richter DALLAS (Reuters) - A man and woman discovered dead in a suburban Dallas home were the parents of a 10-year-old boy found dead in January in a bathtub at the same residence, leading to the arrest of the mother, the family's lawyer said on Thursday. Attorney David Finn said he was…
Pasco County sheriff's deputies were checking the Hudson, Florida home of 4-year-old Ismael Santisteban when they came across the bodies of two adult men and two adult women stacked on top of each other nearby, Sheriff Chris Nocco said. An amber alert issued for Santisteban, who has been missing…
The survivor of a recent massacre by Islamic militants in northern Iraq has given a graphic, harrowing account of his escape from captivity. In a video interview with the New York Times, Ali Hussein Kadhim, a 23-year-old Iraqi soldier and Shiite, says he was captured by Islamic State with hundreds…
A fugitive Dutch dentist accused of mutilating dozens of French patients has been arrested in Canada following an international manhunt. Mark Van Nierop, whose real first name is Jacobus, has been sought under an international arrest warrant since February on charges including "intentional violence…
Joan Rivers, the caustic stand-up comic and television host who blazed a trail at a time when comedy was all but off-limits to women, died in New York. The award-winning star had been in Mount Sinai Hospital since August 28, when she reportedly stopped breathing during a medical procedure on her…
A woman was found beheaded on Thursday in a back garden in north London, according to British media reports, but police said the attack was not linked to terrorism. "At first there were two police cars, then all of a sudden there were 20," one witness, 19-year-old Ahmed Yusuf, said.
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There is an 18 percent chance that a case of the Ebola virus will reach the United States by the end of September, according to a study published on Tuesday in PLOS Currents: Outbreaks. Despite restrictions reducing travel in and out of the infected countries by 80 percent, the study, which…
Investigators released new details about the murder of 19-year-old UNC student Thursday, including that they have DNA they believe belongs to the killer.
An Ohio man has been charged with aggravated murder in the beating deaths of four men found in separate houses in a small central Ohio town this week, authorities said on Thursday. Donald Hoffman, 41, had been taken into custody on Tuesday as a person of interest in the deaths of the men in…
By David Schwartz PHOENIX (Reuters) - A family friend was arrested on Thursday on suspicion of first-degree murder and kidnapping after the body of a missing 8-year-old girl was discovered in a shallow grave in northwest Arizona, police said. Justin James Rector, 26, who was staying at the girl's…
Animal control officers in Los Angeles County captured a deadly venomous cobra that vanished after it bit a dog two days ago, leaving people living in the neighborhood worried about the missing snake. Department officials told ABC News that the snake was caught near the area in Thousand Oaks where…
Air strikes in northern Iraq on Thursday killed the top aide of jihadist Islamic State (IS) chief Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the country's ranking army officer said. "Iraqi warplanes carried out a security operation today, resulting in the killing of... Abu Hajr al-Suri," General Babaker Zebari told…
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Customs agents seized 20 live giant millipedes hidden inside a box marked "toy car model" that arrived at the mail facility at San Francisco International Airport last week. Customs and Border Protection office said, and routed through an X ray machine. Inside the package was a large plastic foam…
As ISIS has grown, it's used neighboring Turkey, a key U.S. For three years, the Turkish government has allowed fighters to stream across its borders into Syria, driven by its desire to topple Syria's dictator, Bashar Al-Assad. In 2012, CBS News interviewed Mahmoud, a bulldozer salesman from…
A pleasant trip by two Massachusetts kayakers to check out some cute seals turned terrifying as the pair encountered a great white shark. Ida Parker and Kristin Orr, who describe themselves as experienced kayakers, say they were about 150 yards off shore Wednesday evening taking pictures of seals…
The remains of an unidentified victim of recently deceased Alaska serial killer Robert Hansen were being exhumed from an Anchorage gravesite, 30 years after her killer led authorities to her body near a lake north of the city. Hansen confessed to killing 17 women in the 1970s and early '80s,…
Mariupol (Ukraine) (AFP) - "Will the Russians come today or tomorrow?" That is what the men defending the southeastern port of Mariupol were thinking as world leaders sat down Thursday to hammer out a ceasefire to end months of bloody conflict in Ukraine. "Everyone can see what Putin says and what…
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By Barbara Liston ORLANDO Fla. (Reuters) - A pregnant South Carolina woman drove a minivan with her three children into the ocean off a Florida beach in March because low blood sugar made her act irrationally, her lawyer said on Thursday. Ebony Wilkerson, 33, faces charges of attempted murder and…