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BERLIN (AP) — Mohammed Ali Zonoobi bends his head as the priest pours holy water over his black hair. "Will you break away from Satan and his evil deeds?" pastor Gottfried Martens asks the Iranian refugee. "Will you break away from Islam?"
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He was pictured wearing the Klan crest.
The father of a three-year-old Syrian boy, whose body was washed up on a Turkish beach in an image that shocked the world, said Thursday his children "slipped through my hands" as their boat was taking in water on its way to Greece. Abdullah, whose surname is given by Turkish media as Kurdi but…
The photo of the dead 3-year-old Syrian boy on a Turkish beach is haunting.
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Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump did not take kindly in a radio interview on Thursday to being asked to identify the affiliations of various militant leaders in the Middle East, saying the host was asking "a gotcha question". Discussing Islamist extremism, conservative talk-radio host…
The police officer lied about a shooting.
A child fatally shot a man that was trying to break into a home in north St. Louis County. Police say the 11-year-old shooter fired one round from a handgun that killed the 20-year-old suspect.
"We are aware of reports that Russia may have deployed military personnel and aircraft to Syria, and we are monitoring those reports quite closely," said spokesman Josh Earnest. The comments come after images appeared on a social media account linked to Syrian fighters purporting to show Russian…
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During a fishing trip, Rick Trippe came across a dangerous sea snake and stonefish fighting each other. He separated them with his bare hands and lived to tell all about it.
FREETOWN, Sierra Leone (AP) — The 19-year-old mother clutched her newborn son as she arrived at the Ebola holding center. The child's father was gone, and she had no family to help her. She knew she was dying.
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The family of a 12-year-old boy who committed suicide after years of bullying, mostly over gender-related issues, have reached a $1 million settlement with the suburban Sacramento school district where the harassment occurred. Ronin Shimizu took his own life last year after enduring what his family…
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Friday called Europe's migrant crisis a predictable result of its policies in the Middle East and said he had personally warned of the consequences. "I consider that this crisis was absolutely expected," Putin said in comments broadcast on national television.…
The boy was home alone with his younger sister when the 16-year-old intruder and an accomplice broke through the front door.
Human remains found in a fire pit are those of an Ohio teenage girl missing since July, and a man charged with tampering with her dead body is also suspected of involvement in her disappearance, police said on Thursday. The family of Alesha Bell, 18, from the town of Warren in northeast Ohio…
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DALLAS (AP) — A man authorities say conspired with a former Texas police officer to kill the patrolman's pregnant girlfriend has been charged with capital murder, according to court records and law enforcement officials.
President Obama appears to have the votes to ensure congressional approval of the landmark nuclear deal with Iran, a key plank of which is an easing of economic sanctions. And one of the beneficiaries will be Iran’s primary tool for projecting power – the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC),…
Rancho Cucamonga police arrested a 16-year-old boy and are now searching for a second driver in connection to a street-racing crash that left a 46-year-old man dead on Wednesday.