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This edition was generated on Mon Sep 3 08:45:01 EDT 2007
AL-ASAD AIR BASE, Iraq - President Bush made a surprise visit to Iraq on Monday, using the war zone as a backdrop to argue his case that the buildup of U.S. troops is helping stabilizing the nation.
PHOENIX - The unmarked mine shaft was so well-hidden, rescuers searching for two missing sisters walked right by it in the darkness.
NEW YORK - Scientists are casting a wide net to find better treatments for the crushing depression and uncontrolled manias of bipolar disorder, and some approaches they're testing seem pretty surprising.
GENEVA - American workers stay longer in the office, at the factory or on the farm than their counterparts in Europe and most other rich nations, and they produce more per person over the year.
LOS ANGELES - Hollywood lived its own second-chance "Rocky" story this summer as a business that looked to be going down for the count two years ago rebounded with record revenue and an unparalleled string of blockbuster hits.
NEW YORK - Three-time defending champion Roger Federer takes on Frliciano Lopez tonight in U.S. Open tennis. The men's slate today also includes 2003 champion Andy Roddick vs. No. 9 Tomas Berdych and No. 6 James Blake vs. No. 10 Tommy Haas.
AL ASAD AIR FORCE BASE, Iraq (Reuters) - President George W. Bush made a surprise visit to Iraq on Monday, just a week before his top officials in Baghdad present pivotal testimony to Congress that could influence future policy on the war.
WILLEMSTAD, Curacao (Reuters) - Hurricane Felix became an extremely dangerous Category 5 storm on Sunday as it swept through the southern Caribbean on a path toward Central America and Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula, U.S. forecasters said.
SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea said on Monday the United States had agreed to remove it from its list of countries that support terrorism, a move Pyongyang has long sought to receive more aid and hopefully end its status as a global pariah.
SYDNEY (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush hopes to spur momentum for a world trade pact and a global target on climate change at this week's APEC summit in Sydney, but host Australia has warned not to expect binding greenhouse targets.
KABUL (Reuters) - Afghanistan's Taliban plan to abduct and kill more nationals from foreign countries whose troops serve under NATO and the U.S. military in the country, a spokesman for the Islamic movement warned on Monday.
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Twelve Russian strategic bombers will take part in an Arctic exercise on Monday and Tuesday including tactical launches of cruise missiles, an air force spokesman said.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - People who smoke are more likely to develop Alzheimer's disease and other forms of dementia than people who have quit or have never smoked, Dutch researchers reported on Sunday.
ATHENS, Greece (Reuters) - Forest fires that have ravaged Greece for more than 10 days have largely come under control after killing 64 people and leaving thousands homeless, the fire brigade said on Monday.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - US President George W. Bush has touched down at Al-Asad air base during a surprise to visit to Iraq, the White House announced Monday.
DHAKA (AFP) - Police in Bangladesh arrested former prime minister Khaleda Zia on Monday as part of a major campaign against corruption launched by the country's army-backed government.
MIAMI (AFP) - A potentially catastrophic class-five Hurricane Felix ripped across the warm waters of the Caribbean early Monday towards Honduras and Belize after damaging homes and power lines in Grenada.
MOSCOW (AFP) - Moscow will never give way on "red line" issues, including Kosovo and US missile defence, Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov declared Monday in a speech underlining Russia's increasingly muscular foreign policy.
PARIS (AFP) - The first new class of drugs in more than a decade for treating schizophrenia worked at least as well in a clinical trial as standard medications, but with fewer side-effects, a new study showed.
PARIS (AFP) - The French government tied up the long-delayed merger of Suez and state-owned Gaz de France on Monday, giving the country another world energy champion in a sector that Paris was eager to protect from foreigners.
LONDON (AFP) - Global banking giant HSBC said Monday it had agreed to buy half of South Korea's sixth-biggest bank, but the deal could face regulatory problems because of legal cases involving the current owner.
LONDON (AFP) - A diamond-encrusted skull by British artist Damien Hirst sold on Thursday for 100 million dollars (75 million euros), a record price for work sold by a living artist, a London gallery announced.
LONDON (Reuters) - U.S. plans for handling Iraq after the 2003 invasion were "fatally flawed," a retired British general said, adding that the U.S. administration had refused to listen to British concerns about postwar planning.
VIENNA (Reuters) - Dutch doctors called on Sunday for greater use of oral anticoagulants to prevent strokes in people with a common heart arrhythmia.
NEW YORK - Three-time defending champion Roger Federer takes on Frliciano Lopez tonight in U.S. Open tennis. The men's slate today also includes 2003 champion Andy Roddick vs. No. 9 Tomas Berdych and No. 6 James Blake vs. No. 10 Tommy Haas.
GENEVA - American workers stay longer in the office, at the factory or on the farm than their counterparts in Europe and most other rich nations, and they produce more per person over the year.
10. While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose
9. Can now advertise my garage sales as "Hall of Fame garage sales"
8. George Steinbrenner just offered me $20 million to play again
7. On Bobblehead Day, guess who gets two bobbleheads?
6. At any moment, there's a good chance Bob Costas is boring someone with stories about me
5. It's nice to be mentioned in the same breath as Arky Vaughan, Burleigh Grimes, and Gabby Hartnett
4. Free chalupa from Taco Bell if I mention them in my induction speech
3. Made all those years playing in southern California's lousy climate worth it
2. I can now admit I broke my streak in 1998 because I had tickets to "Les Mis"
1. Get to be on national television-- even if it is this show