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Not in Brazil, where three women have defied deeply conservative trends in Congress and wider traditional mores by celebrating a polyamorous civil union. The happy trio, who reportedly have shared a bed for years and say they want to raise a child, took an oath of love in early October in the…
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A 20-year-old man was killed when he was ejected from his car during a crash and landed on a California freeway sign, Highway Patrol officials said.
Using robots, underwater iPads, 3D printing, and other new tech, scientists are discovering shipwrecks that are rewriting our history. Read the inside story of the Antikythera and two other breakthrough explorations.
Death by fastball. This 1920 tragedy would help shape the future of the sport.
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) — A one-time Alabama Teacher of the Year says she has resigned after state officials told her she's unqualified to teach in her fifth-grade classroom because of certification issues.
Maxima is more than a sedan. It’s the 4-Door Sports Car that’s so exciting, it’s easy to get carried away. Don’t worry. It happens to the best of us.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A Los Angeles-area doctor was convicted of murder Friday in a landmark case for killing three patients who overdosed on what a prosecutor called "crazy, outrageous amounts" of painkillers she prescribed.
Russia's top Investigative Committee has launched a criminal case against airline Kogalymavia after one of its planes with 224 people aboard crashed in Egypt on Saturday, Russian news agencies said, quoting the committee's spokesman. The Airbus A-321 jet was flying from the Egyptian Sinai Red Sea…
Some factors related to a woman's reproductive health — such as the age at which she had her first period or the age at which she gave birth to her first child — may be related to her risk of dying early, a new study suggests. Still, "further studies are needed to confirm these findings and to…
Connecticut State Police the human remains of two people have been found during a search connected to the disappearance of a married couple missing since August. The Medical Examiner confirmed the identities of the remains as Jeffrey and Jeanette Navin.
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A self-described Satanist facing murder charges was found dead in his North Carolina prison cell in an apparent suicide, authorities said.
The Islamic State group beheaded four Iraqi Kurdish fighters following a joint raid with American special forces against the jihadists, according to a video posted online. The US-Kurdish operation last week, which freed some 70 people from an IS prison, deepened American involvement in the war…
Chelsea O'Donnell says she does not think she'll forgive her mother for saying she was mentally ill.
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IRVINGTON, N.J. (AP) — A former heroin addict who turned to religion and became a prominent pastor after he was released from prison was found dead Friday in the church where he preached and ministered to those who walked in his shoes.
The man walked into to the main lobby of the Santa Clara County jail and told a civilian worker that he wanted to "turn himself in," officials said.
The Israeli military said on Saturday it had offered its help to Egypt and Russia after a Russian airliner carrying 224 passengers and crew crashed in the Sinai peninsula. "Since this morning the IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) assisted with aerial surveillance in the efforts to locate the Russian…
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Pressure on China over its claims to most of the strategic South China Sea went up a couple of notches this week. First, the U.S. sent a warship in its most direct challenge yet to Beijing's artificial island building. Then over Chinese objections, an international tribunal ruled…
An act of kindness quickly became a nightmare when an 18-year-old Oklahoma woman was shot and killed by the hitchhiker she picked up, police said.
We’re still far from eradicating cancer, but researchers are making progress with all sorts of interesting therapies that could put a stop to abnormal cell growth and cure certain types of cancer. One of the newly approved remedies involves infecting the patient’s body with a variation of the…